Verse 1: There I go again bragging I’m the shit All I ever did I’ve learned to never do again I’m so uncool and I’m so blind Didn’t ever stop to think or even ask why You didn’t like me You’re so unkind And I’m so not wise My heart cries As my flaws shine my heart dies No mercy from your negative vibes Link 1 : Unwillingly I’ve lived so nobly You never liked me honestly And you told me so carelessly Hook: And I know that I’ll live so unsure of my shit So I’ll quit worrying about lip from some hick Ignore it not hear it or I’ll live ignorant Cause of some bitch Chorus: Castaway I’m just your average castaway Not much to see here just a castaway Castaway Verse 2: There I go laughing with who I think are my friends All I ever did I’ve learned to never do again I’m overruled I wish I’d just die Never even tried just to see why You didn’t like me You lived so spitefully With your selfish lies and your phony lines My whole life’s been a lie and I’m so hurt by Your filthy minds I should have seen the signs Link 2: Unbeautifully You treated me so bitterly You had me fooled so carefully Then you told me so carelessly Hook: And I know that I’ll live so unsure of my shit So I’ll quit worrying about lip from some hick Ignore it not hear it or I’ll live ignorant Cause of some bitch Chorus: Castaway I’m just your average castaway Not much to see here just a castaway Castaway Castaway I’m just your average castaway Not much to see here just a castaway Castaway Bridge: Some things they never change Just like you are still horrid to this day You’re so unkind to everyone you meet And therefore you are bitter and alone today Chorus: Castaway I’m just your average castaway Not much to see here just a castaway Castaway Castaway I’m just your average castaway Not much to see here just a castaway Castaway

Verse 1: Hello nice of you to come and see me again I wonder if you’re finally gonna let me in On your little secret And that’s that you’re in love with me Bashfully adorable you are If you only knew the innards of my heart That I love you too Mmm that I always have That you sing the same tune That’s always stuck in my head Ut-oh Chorus: Ut oh I promise that I wont show You that I already know Ut oh That you’re always crushin Ut oh Crushin up on me Verse 2: Hello again lets both sit here and just play pretend Lets act all kosure like you and I are just friends Even though you want me But you donno I want you too Spontaneously inviting you are And endearingly clever you are by far I just wish you knew that That I wanted you bad Mmm and that you gave me my heart back Brought meaning to my life again Chorus: Ut oh I promise that I wont show You that I already know Ut oh That you’re always crushing Ut oh Crushing up on me Bridge: Ut-oh I’m gonna take you by surprise Ut-oh express all that I hide Ut-oh I’ll just let it out some night All in due time Ut-oh Ut-oh Ut-oh Chorus: Ut oh I promise that I wont show You that I already know Ut oh That you’re always crushing Ut oh Crushing up on me

Verse 1: 5 years ago we hit a fork in the road 5 years ago we left ‘us’ alone 5 years ago we’d both had enough 5 years ago we’d done a little growing up Hook: And there’s no going back Though sometimes I wish that Chorus: I could travel back in time That I could witness you and I Sharing hugs, a family life Making love all through the night I’d skip over all the fights Take all the wrongs and make them rights And turn on all the lights Then erase our last goodbye Verse 2: 9 years ago you and I first met up 9 years ago I thought that I had met love 9 years ago things began to get rough 9 years ago was the beginning of the end of us Hook: And there’s no going back Though sometimes I wish that Chorus: I could travel back in time That I could witness you and I Sharing hugs, a family life Making love all through the night I’d skip over all the fights Take all the wrongs and make them rights And turn on all the lights Then erase our last goodbye

Verse 1: I was all up on the “Yo I gotta get that” You was on the down-low all like “gotta creep that” Baby that made us clash Sorry I wont hit back But I gotta new plan Got myself a new man And he rock a mustache And he isn’t brain-dead Unlike some other men Beef with me I’m warning You won’t like the backlash See you in the morning I’ma have to kick ass Knock you to the floor then Choke you with my necklace Surrounded by your rednecks Burn you in your coffin Then get myself some breakfast Then get my kitty petted With my man’s erection Because my ass is precious Something you didn’t get And that you never did But I’m not complaining Cause everything you said Didn’t mean a thing then And time didn’t change shit Only makes me forget Our partnership existed I’m so over it Hook: This is the part of the song where the singer has a nervous breakdown Well sorry to let you down But I’m all cried out For now Chorus: Baby baby you were my one and only love Baby you were the only one mmm Almost like you were sent from the sweet sweet lord above But now baby you’re the lonely one Verse 2: I was all hip to your game of trying to play me Didn’t think that I seen you was being shady Boy you must be crazy Obviously You ain’t seen me lately Cause you know your death’d be Sadly untimely Boy I’m just reminding You of all my findings JK I’m just unwinding And I’m busy laughing That you’re asinine And I’m also grabbing My straw that you ain’t grasping Hook: This is the part of the song where the singer has a nervous breakdown Well sorry to let you down But I’m all cried out For now Chorus: Baby baby you were my one and only love Baby you were the only one mmm Almost like you were sent from the sweet sweet lord above But now baby you’re the lonely one Bridge: Baby you’re the lonely one Now you’re just the lonely one Baby you’re the lonely one Now you’re just the lonely one Baby you’re the lonely one Chorus: Baby baby you were my one and only love Baby you were the only one mmm Almost like you were sent from the sweet sweet lord above But now baby you’re the lonely one

Verse 1: I’d deflate over not being able to find somebody loving Then I’d deflate over the people who actually loved me Then I’d deflate when I was solely made a fuck-buddy And here years later I’m deflated cause I enjoy my monogamy Chorus 1: What the hell is wrong with me There’s just no pleasing me You’ve gotta hurry So you can inflate me Verse 2: I’d deflate if the guy I idolized didn’t notice me But I’m the one who’d hide myself so stupidly Call it fear of rejection or a blatant lack of trying But needless to say I have only myself to blame Chorus 2: There’s just no in-between But times-a-wasting And you have got to hurry So you can inflate me Bridge: In all honesty It’s a no win sitchy But secretly a part of me Is so effing happy From a whore for love in the early 90s To a hermit currently The deflation shows up sporadically To remind me there is no pleasing me Chorus 1: What the hell is wrong with me There’s just no pleasing me You’ve gotta hurry So you can inflate me Deflate deflated Inflate me

Verse 1: In daze I can see why I fell for you But wide awake I can only see I was a fool A million bee stings all at once happening Barbed wire fences running all across me Hook 1: And I find no comfort in this reality And I see that no ones harmless or even loving Chorus 1: And I wanna scream But all I can do is bleed Verse 2: In a way I can almost understand my unwarranted attraction to the likes of an egotist like you But like a mile-high tsunami gaining up on me You were figuratively strangling me until I couldn’t breathe Hook 2: And nothing settles well at all within me And So I have nothing at all to say well not good anyway Chorus 2: And I wanna breathe But all I can do is scream Bridge: So why do I still love you so When you were never nice you know And why did you fucking go Because you like putting on shows Chorus 1: And I wanna scream But all I can do is bleed Chorus 2: And I wanna breathe But all I can do is scream

Verse 1: I fell in love with you that night Held you close looked into your eyes Told you everything would be alright How did I know it was a lie I still think about you all the time Yes you’re always on my mind But baby I’m not gonna lie You were just a curse right in my life Hook: Hard to believe years have passed now Chorus: and I still love you evermore And I still love you even more Verse 2: I always knew our life conflicts I knew our love came with limits But I just could not help it I fell hard for you nonetheless And each day I feared the inevitable But I conquered all the impossible And never let my spunky spirits fold Even though I knew the time would come to let you go Hook: Hard to believe years have passed now Chorus: and I still love you evermore And I still love you even more Bridge: I knew that our time was short The back of my head was sore And I didn’t wanna hurt anymore But I kept loving you evermore Chorus: and I still love you evermore And I still love you even more

Verse 1: I did everything to stroke your ego But it just wasn’t enough Then I tried to make you fuckin’ feel good But now I’m fed up Chorus 1: ‘Cause I gave up on you. Must be you’re not memorable Yes I gave up on you ‘cause you’re a numb asshole Verse 2: I put so much hard work into you But it just didn’t matter ‘Cause you wanted me to erase it all Because your life’s just sadder Chorus 2: You can pretend that your past is not a part of you But how dare you ask that of me. I’m not your tool Bridge: You’re there in the past I’ll never stroke you again You will lay to rest Yes you’re left for dead I’ve had it Yes you get You get no more chances Chorus 1: Cause I gave up on you. Must be you’re not memorable Yes I gave up on you ‘cause you’re a numb asshole Chorus 2: You can pretend that your past is not a part of you But how dare you ask that of me. I’m not your tool

Verse 1: My path has always been to find attraction within the best damn man that I could find My goal has always been to find a guy with whom I could settle down with Hook 1: Think ahead Draw up the divorce papers beforehand Just incase Even though I’ll never love another man And then Chorus: Lets get married Verse 2: My analytical nature has helped me weed out all the shrubs But also hurts me consequently It leaves me with no one Hook 2: But careful Draw up the prenup and cut up the Visas Be cautious Re-up your freedom when enough is enough And then Chorus: Lets get married Bridge: It ain’t anybody’s job to fix up my head It ain’t anybody’s job Chorus: Lets get married

Verse 1: I used to be that weirdo in the shadows I was that kid you never knew but that you’d always hassle I tell ya my shrinks got rich off my gigantic battles I wish I’d known what I know now and perhaps not been so rattled Hook 1: I had to feel like I was in a world where I belonged It’s something I never got ‘til after I grew up Chorus: All the way from stonewall, back to the stone age We’ve fought for equality for our oppressed community With nothing but visions of love on our minds just take it in stride - you’ve gotta have hope and pride Verse 2: Perhaps you feel like you’re the black sheep of your family Or maybe feel like you’re the outcast that no one fancies Well even though psychiatry may be a noble profession The cure comes to pass once you realize that there’s nothing wrong with you Hook 2: You’ve got to feel like you are in a place where you are loved You’ve got to know that you’re perfect just the way you are Chorus: All the way from stonewall back to the stone age We’ve fought for equality for our oppressed community With nothing but visions of love on our minds just take it in stride - you’ve gotta have hope and pride

Verse 1: He said I didn’t care Bitch I was always there I lived life in despair Stress-free he couldn’t spare Always cutting down on me Got me lots of enemies I was hated by his family Shoulda got me a fuck buddy Yo cause I’d have got more love from a lost puppy You see you just wait Matt and then you’ll see Hope you don’t got no insecurities Cause when dudes through you gonna have plenty He’ll make your life a mockery And then he’ll toss your friends right out of reach Just so he can get some sympathy And once he does the fucks gonna flee Chorus: Happy birfday It only comes but once a year Happy birfday We’re all here to cheer you on We got you all sorts of drugs Now you can have all sorts of fun Hey does new boyfriend know Bout all the pot you smoke Bout poppin’ pills and coke that you can’t deep throat Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Link: Happy birfday ay ay Verse 2: Happy birfday Everybody came today We’re all here to celebrate Cause now you’re 33 And not to worry We will accommodate Got all sorts of kid things Your boyfriends likes games He likes playin’ Pin the Tail on the Donkey Isn’t that right double daddy Chorus: Happy birfday It only comes but once a year Happy birfday We’re all here to cheer you on We got you all sorts of drugs Now you can have all sorts of fun Hey does new boyfriend know Bout all the pot you smoke Bout poppin’ pills and coke that you cant deep throat Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Link: Happy birfday ay ay Link: Happy birfday ay ay Chorus: Happy birfday It only comes but once a year Happy birfday We’re all here to cheer you on We got you all sorts of drugs Now you can have all sorts of fun Hey does new boyfriend know Bout all the pot you smoke Bout poppin’ pills and coke that you cant deep throat Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know Does he know

Verse 1: I’ve kept my mouth shut about this for so long Planning marriage with him secretly I’ve had my eyes set upon him is that wrong The whole way since the beginning Hook: But when I finally approached him he didn’t even notice me Chorus: He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me Verse 2: I’ve kept my trap shut about this for so long So can I really blame his forget-ability When he never knew I loved him hole heartedly And now that shit falls down on me Hook: So when I approached him and he didn’t even blink it’s not even surprising that he Chorus: He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me Bridge: When will I learn to play the game Why do I underestimate me Why don’t I have the balls to stand up and say how I’m feeling Chorus: He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me Chorus: He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me He doesn’t remember me

Verse 1: We met fell in love And we had so much fun 16 I was young and lean I had a little tan and you romanced me What happened to our awesome plans Living life and then being dads Now instead we got bigger pants I became a housewife and I got so fat Hook: And now my boyfriend just looks right past me Chorus: Cause my boyfriend doesn’t love me anymore Cause he don’t got not time for Brad My boyfriend he don’t love me like he should And I’m not sure that he ever has Verse 2: We kissed and we touched And make out and always rubbed But then things they began to suck We were always horny but we’d never fuck What the hells that all about I mean boning up but not getting plowed And that’s slowly what we became You and me gave doing it a bad name Hook: And now my boyfriend just looks right past me Chorus: Cause my boyfriend doesn’t love me anymore Cause he don’t got not time for Brad My boyfriend he don’t love me like he should And I’m not sure that he ever has Bridge: If you find yourself reaching for the phone I’m not home control yourself I’ve moved on just letting you know So touch yourself go fuck yourself If you find yourself reaching for the phone I’m not home control yourself I’ve moved on just letting you know So touch yourself go fuck yourself Hahaha Cause it ain’t gonna be me baby Chorus: Cause my boyfriend doesn’t love me anymore Cause he don’t got not time for Brad My boyfriend he don’t love me like he should And I’m not sure that he ever has

Naporshyaa’s Intro: My dad had to fight with him every other day And he messed my dad up in every single way Verse 1: I’m riding around in the town we lived It’s empty now because you’re a dick In all of our time true happiness Was never found ‘cause you’re a piece of shit You had a problem living with me So you had a flat that you kept separately But you’ll move a dude in right at our ending ‘Cause he’s dumb enough to not manage your controlling Hook: Now my spunk is gone Though I will prove you all wrong Chorus: Now I’m left depressed And I’m so upset Over images of you and him In my head I’ma show you me and my next boyfriend can and will get along and That it was you who was messed Verse 2: I’m in the store I’m at Wegmans I’m shopping for that something fresh But all I see when I look around Is you and me back then and now I’m down I run out of the store I begin crying Cause my whole town is full of our memory Suddenly I feel like I am dying I never knew this type of pain Hook: Now my spunk is gone Though I will prove you all wrong Chorus: Now I’m left depressed And I’m so upset Over images of you and him In my head I’ma show you me and my next boyfriend can and will get along and That it was you who was messed Bridge: I’m pickin’ myself up I’m gonna rise above Cause I ain’t wearin’ handcuffs Yes I am my own boss You left a life of stress Didn’t clean up your mess But I’m not the rest I don’t need your ass Chorus: Now I’m left depressed And I’m so upset Over images of you and him In my head I’ma show you me and my next boyfriend can and will get along and That it was you who was messed

Verse 1: I swore next time we met I’d halk a big loogie and spit it in your face And although I did afterwards I still invited you to my place Guess I really should have thought that through a little more since you was tonguing me Perhaps offered you a coffee and then a little toothpaste Oh well that’s just like me I do shit like that all the time it seems Fuck it at least I still got a voice I can use to cuss about you and scream Guys like you don’t know what they’ve got until it’s gone cause he leaves I can’t wait till the day for you to die man I seriously live for the day Hook: Oh how I’d break down almost every single night Seems like the only reason you were around was to pick fights and put me down Chorus (Left): I’m unable to To let go of you I’m in solitude Cause I’m simply out of juice I feel so damn looked through Not to mention used I feel unsafe around dudes Think of all them as rude You ruined me so true Gonna have to start over new From the start first one then two That thought makes me blue I should be done with school Shouldn’t put up with fools I’m fuckin unable to To let go of you Chorus (Right): Yes I know you and I are through So why the hell can’t I let go of you I’ve tried just about everything But you’re still there in my head every day Yes I know you and I are through So why the hell can’t I let go of you I’ve tried just about everything But you’re still there in my head every day Verse 2: I swore I’d never go back down this road with you again You were such a fuckin dick to me all the time yet here I am Guess I really shouldn’t make myself these fuckin’ promises Because I never seem to bother fuckin keeping them And now I remember all ways you were to me back then All your yelling your annoying habits and physical violence And here I sit once again in my home putting the fuck up with your shit See this is why the last time I told everyone I wish you’d seize to exist Hook: Oh how I’d break down almost every single night Seems like the only reason you were around was to pick fights and put me down Chorus (Left): I’m unable to To let go of you I’m in solitude Cause I’m simply out of juice I feel so damn looked through Not to mention used I feel unsafe around dudes Think of all them as rude You ruined me so true Gonna have to start over new From the start first one then two That thought makes me blue I should be done with school Shouldn’t put up with fools I’m fuckin unable to To let go of you Chorus (Right): Yes I know you and I are through So why the hell can’t I let go of you I’ve tried just about everything But you’re still there in my head every day Yes I know you and I are through So why the hell can’t I let go of you I’ve tried just about everything But you’re still there in my head every day Bridge: Sometimes hear it callin callin my name Wonder if I’ll ever ever be the same When my house is still the floor begins to creek I’m afraid I might hear you speak My name The same Chorus (Left): I’m unable to To let go of you I’m in solitude Cause I’m simply out of juice I feel so damn looked through Not to mention used I feel unsafe around dudes Think of all them as rude You ruined me so true Gonna have to start over new From the start first one then two That thought makes me blue I should be done with school Shouldn’t put up with fools I’m fuckin unable to To let go of you Chorus (Right): Yes I know you and I are through So why the hell can’t I let go of you I’ve tried just about everything But you’re still there in my head every day Yes I know you and I are through So why the hell can’t I let go of you I’ve tried just about everything But you’re still there in my head every day