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Kids!

from DIE by Bradley Voorhees

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lyrics

Verse 1:
A little older now
A little wiser now
A little gray comes out
And then my relevance bows

Hook:
I ain’t gotta be young and hip
To still have full use of my hips
I ain’t gotta be blonde with tits
For my videos to get hits

Or do I?

Chorus:
The world caters
To teenager kids
Good lord haters
What a sweet pile of shit
The world revolves around
Those dumb gamer vids
How simple minded
I fear for our nation

Verse 2:
Long-legged socks stretched out
And telephones stuck in the house
No typing your feelings out
Had to actually use our mouths

Hook 2:
And parents they didn’t have to be rich
To provide Christmas for their kids
In an age full of electronics
Life’s no longer simplistic

But I can conform to this, can’t I?

Chorus:
The world caters
To teenager kids
Good lord haters
What a sweet pile of shit
The world revolves around
Those dumb gamer vids
How simple minded
I fear for our nation

Chorus:
The world caters
To teenager kids
Good lord haters
What a sweet pile of shit
The world revolves around
Those dumb gamer vids
How simple minded
I fear for our nation

Bridge:
Guess it’s time I pass along my tourche…
Oh wait a minute fuck that!
You gon’ have to pry that shit outta my cold dead hands

Chorus:
The world caters
To teenager kids
Good lord haters
What a sweet pile of shit
The world revolves around
Those dumb gamer vids
How simple minded
I fear for our nation

Chorus:
The world caters
To teenager kids
Good lord haters
What a sweet pile of shit
The world revolves around
Those dumb gamer vids
How simple minded
I fear for our nation

Kids!

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from DIE, released May 30, 2016

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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