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Verse 1:
How come Joey and Nicky, Tommy and Larry,
Joshie and Gary, Lived life so scary?
How come they were so reckless? I tell ya nothing says
‘Father of the Year’ like getting arrested.

Hook 1:
Why’d they all end up being drug-fiends?
Why’d they change as soon as they got with me?
Why’s this seem to happen to me, always?
It’s not funny!

Chorus 1:
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, loved their drugs like I like love.

Verse 2:
How did things get so screwy? How could you do this to me?
I thought you were groovy ‘til I smelled his jacuzzi.
And I’d know what that’d mean, you were hanging with Davey.
There’s more pot in his oven than food in my pantry.

Hook 2:
Why’d you all end up being drug-fiends?
Why’d you change as soon as you got with me?
I’m calling you on false advertising.
You’re not funny!

Chorus 2:
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, have loved their drugs like I like love.
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, loved their drugs like I like love.

Bridge:
Maybe it’s just my disposition, the one I have due to weed.
Dunno, all I know’s I’m immune to living narcotic-ally.
I’m the type of person who likes being in control of my brain.
And I’m just so thankful I’m happy enough to live soberly.

The night is young, you’re high as fuck.
You’re cheating now, and having fun.
But now you’re starting to come down,
enough to see just what you’ve done.

Chorus 2:
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, have loved their drugs like I like love.
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, loved their drugs like I like love.

Chorus 2:
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, have loved their drugs like I like love.
All the guys that I’ve loved liked drugs.
All the guys that I’ve loved, loved their drugs like I like love.

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from Present Demons & Previous NarcoDICKS, released June 11, 2018
Written, Performed, Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered at Ed Harbst Studios by Bradley Voorhees.

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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