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Verse 1:
Yo Nick I wanna touch ya
Yeah then I’d even suck ya
And maybe even fuck ya
all night yeah that’s right
But first I would undress ya
Then rub oil all up on ya
Hell even make your ass lasagna
Cancel all your plans with Tonya
‘Cause you’re mine tonight

Hook:
Beefin’ up take it off
Hit me up get me off
Sport your schlong and hit this bong
Then sing this fuckin’ song
And if we get along we may just get it on
Hit me with your magic wand
Shoot me with your wad what

Chorus:
Nick you’re such a cock tease
Grabbin’ your junk up in magazines
And made my pants the next tsunami
Oh oh oh oh Yes you did
Then you beefed up to play on Kingdom
Hot Hart Jessup’s got a gay son
Quick someone call my agent oh oh oh oh
To play Nick’s boyfriend next season

Verse 2:
It’s true, I objectify ya
But only ‘cause you’re hot like molten fire
Your the object of my desires
Oh oh oh oh Yes you are
I broke the springs in my bed thinkin’ boutcha
You’re gonna have to buy me a new one
And then come help me break it in some
Oh oh oh oh I’m requesting you

Hook:
Beefin’ up take it off
Hit me up get me off
Sport your schlong and hit this bong
Then sing this fuckin’ song
And if we get along we may just get it on
Hit me with your magic wand
Shoot me with your wad what

Chorus:
Nick you’re such a cock tease
Grabbin’ your junk up in magazines
And made my pants the next tsunami
Oh oh oh oh Yes you did
Then you beefed up to play on Kingdom
Hot Hart Jessup’s got a gay son
Quick someone call my agent oh oh oh oh
To play Nick’s boyfriend next season

Bridge:
Role play with me
Boxer gloves and all
Lets play dirty
Enough with all the talk
We’ll play nasty
Yo my shirts already off
You’re my sweet sweet fantasy
Now show me your the boss

Chorus:
Nick you’re such a cock tease
Grabbin’ your junk up in magazines
And made my pants the next tsunami
Oh oh oh oh Yes you did
Then you beefed up to play on Kingdom
Hot Hart Jessup’s got a gay son
Quick someone call my agent oh oh oh oh
To play Nick’s boyfriend

Chorus:
Nick you’re such a cock tease
Grabbin’ your junk up in magazines
And made my pants the next tsunami
Oh oh oh oh Yes you did
Then you beefed up to play on Kingdom
Hot Hart Jessup’s got a gay son
Quick someone call my agent oh oh oh oh
To play Nick’s boyfriend next season

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from My Journey Through the Illusion of Time, released February 1, 2016

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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