Verse 1:
Go back to your tower and stay the fuck out of power. Guys like you are liars, chauvinistic pigs with crossed wires, and big ugly wigs, and wives who look like flat tires. Okay, that was a dis, guess now I’ll get fired by the president. But I only aspire to be just like him; A bully. I swear, I do solemnly promise this.

Chorus:
Not my president
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Verse 2:
He’s that fat kid with the magnifying glass, and we’re just homos; his second class ants. And he’s a first class act. Hey wait, call the imports back, we need to get some makeup on this man. We ‘bout to do some TV again.
Reality never ends. Neither does realty, but then you knew that, so then you quit knowing that your fat ass will go back to it.

Chorus:
Not my president
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Link:
Whewie, that tower is towering over me. Making me feel all sorts of inadequate and shit. Whew, gotta get me outta here; Back to the ghetto.

Verse 3:
You ain’t ever broke a sweat in your whole life. You know that American’s actually work, right? Unholy hours into the night. Life ain’t always about pussy and spite. No one in that tower represents me, and the US of A is full of Bradley’s. Speaking of which, it should be policy that if you can’t pronounce “America” you shouldn’t be the first lady.

Chorus:
Not my president (I’m just saying)
Not my president (I’m not hating)
Not my president (‘sAll I’m saying)
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Bridge:
Three things we know trump ain’t qualified to do: Hair, makeup, and the presidency, too. Hitler (you got) beef? I’ll off you, Jew! Spic, I’ve got a wall for you! I’ve got Putin, and he’s got lube. You can catch us on the tube groping Miss USA’s boobs.

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Spoken:
You guys wanna lose some weight? (Uh-huh)
I’ve got some exercise routines for you. (Uh-huh)
Get you right in the spirit, and they’re patriotic.
Do the Hitler
The Hitler
Now do the Trump
Trump
Do the Hitler
And now the Trump
That’s right the Trump

Chorus:
Not my president
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