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2017 Greatest Songs

by Bradley Voorhees

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1.
Verse 1: You’re so far behind me (how healthy) that thoughts of us and all our Sunday morning memories have all begun to escape me. They’ve changed me Yeah that’s right they’ve all starting to fade away Chorus: When I never thought that I’d be strong enough to live a life where you were no longer like a thorn in my side but I guess we all get there in time Yeah I guess we all get there in time Verse 2: I no longer torture myself with a third eye, inside The one that I got with you always hangin’ out in my mind You were oh so charming and so so tempting, but devil of a guide Through, not to the light, but into the cold, harsh night Chorus: When I never thought that I’d be strong enough to live a life where you were no longer like a thorn in my side but I guess we all get there in time Yeah I guess we all get there in time Bridge: What I’ve learned on my journey in life so far is that once enough time has come to pass the specifics of what ails you begin to lose shape and melt away And I’ve discovered only I contain all the power to change my fate And I’ve found that the grief it doesn’t last And that it’s never gonna be too late to start again Chorus: When I never thought that I’d be strong enough to live a life where you were no longer like a thorn in my side but I guess we all get there in time Chorus: When I never thought that I’d be strong enough to live a life where you were no longer like a thorn in my side but I guess we all get there in time Chorus: When I never thought that I’d be strong enough to live a life where you were no longer like a thorn in my side but I guess we all get there in time Yeah I guess we all get there in time Yeah I guess we all get there in time
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Verse 1: Them god damned throbbing pecs You got protruding from your enormous chest Make me tight in the trunks All night as we bump And grind it up I move to the beat of your love These god awful denim jeans How the hell would I have known that they’d start to shrink? And get this tight on me I’ve gotta stop daydreaming When I know it’s unnatural, we just cant be Hook 1: I get so confused when I’m with you Chorus: I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do but I do Verse 2: Everything that you say Only turns me on, and I use it as foreplay Make me hung like a buck It’s like ecstasy and you’re my drug I’ll lick everything that you touch Silly mundane pleasantries Can we skip to the part where you’re wrestling me? And rip our shirts off like fiends Or like we’re both 17 I gotta stop, this isn’t healthy, you and I just cant be Hook 2: I get so aroused when I’m with you Chorus: I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do but I do Bridge: Lets get into a groove Dude, who you think you’re trying to fool? Hey, where you think you’re going so soon? Baby I’m just getting started with you Bro got me reaching for the tube And it doesn’t matter what he do He always put me in a mood Chorus: I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do but I do Chorus: I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do I shouldn’t love you I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, but I do I shouldn’t love you like I do, like I do but I do
3.
Happy Song 03:57
Verse 1: I want a happy song One good memory just to look back on as things start going wrong Oh oh oh I want a happy song Something good to think about while I’m lost My heart’s turning to frost Oh oh oh Hook: I’m feeling ugly up in here, up in me It’s almost time to bare my truth to you finally Chorus: Before everything turns to shit Before my life it turns upside-down Before all of me goes within Just one happy song to lose this frown Verse 2: I need a happy song Just 1 thing to take with me when I move on And to leave the ones I love Oh oh oh I need a happy song to help the strugglers all to keep strong And never jump the wall Oh oh oh Hook: I’m feeling ugly up in here, up in me It’s almost time to bare my truth to you finally Chorus: Before everything turns to shit Before my life it turns upside-down Before all of me goes within Just one happy song to lose this frown Chorus: Before everything turns to shit Before my life it turns upside-down Before all of me goes within Just one happy song to lose this frown Bridge: I’m not asking, I’m begging for a happy song I’m not basking, I’m in need of a happy song Chorus: Before everything turns to shit Before my life it turns upside-down Before all of me goes within Just one happy song to lose this frown Chorus: Before everything turns to shit Before my life it turns upside-down Before all of me goes within Just one happy song to lose this frown Chorus: Before everything turns to shit Before my life it turns upside-down Before all of me goes within Just one happy song to lose this frown
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Verse 1: I wanna be there for him when he cries I wanna be with him and lock into his beautiful thighs I gotta feel up on him just to see his bedroom eyes And I’ma be there with him when he hits the hay tonight Chorus: I fell in love at a time in my fucked little life Where I thought that I’d die And I’m just so glad that we met I’m never sad now that you’ve got my back I just feel bad not everybody has what we have Verse 2: I wanna be there with him when he smiles Because seeing it always makes me feel like a child Hook: like not giving 2 fucks for awhile I just love his whole attitude, he’s so so wild Yo we always have fun, and we can go for miles Now that’s real love and it’s always in style Chorus: I fell in love at a time in my fucked little life Where I thought that I’d die And I’m just so glad that we met I’m never sad now that you’ve got my back I just feel bad not everybody has what we have [Break] Chorus: I fell in love at a time in my fucked little life Where I thought that I’d die And I’m just so glad that we met I’m never sad now that you’ve got my back I just feel bad not everybody has what we have L-Chorus: I fell in love at a time in my fucked little life Where I thought that I’d die And I’m just so glad that we met I’m never sad now that you’ve got my back I just feel bad not everybody has what we have Chorus: I fell in love at a time in my fucked little life Where I thought that I’d die And I’m just so glad that we met I’m never sad now that you’ve got my back I just feel bad not everybody has what we have
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Verse 1: One day Tommy was here Then the next day he simply wasn’t He came and went as quick as he came But while he was here he would always entertain us Hook 1: He’d get really, really bored and sometimes hard He’d hop on cam and take us all too far Make us use our hands, and fly us to mars Wishin’ he would stand and show us more than arms Link: Each night we’d all thank him and award him some merits ‘Cause he was so fucking hot And he spoke so highly of his grandparents He’s just the type of guy you’d love to introduce to mom Chorus: But now he’s gone and there’s no way to ever know if he will come back home Because one day he just decided to up and leave and never gave anyone a vote And so we still don’t know why Tommy had to go He didn’t really ‘have to’ though Not sure why Tommy chose to go Tommy had to go Verse 2: Not sure if he’ll ever be heard from again but I sure hope so Cause with those curves layin’ on that bed I’d be in the woods looking for his ghost Hook 2: He’d get jumpy and lost and sometimes stalked And he’d lose his keys and get chased by dogs Walking through the trees, almost always soft He was, such a hottie can’t believe he’s gone Link: Each night we’d all thank him and award him some merits ‘Cause he was so fucking hot And he spoke so highly of his grandparents He’s just the type of guy you’d love to introduce to mom Chorus: But now he’s gone and there’s no way to ever know if he will come back home Because one day he just decided to up and leave and never gave anyone a vote And so we still don’t know why Tommy had to go He didn’t really ‘have to’ though Not sure why Tommy chose to go That’s right Tommy had to go
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Not Ever 04:07
Verse 1: Hey You, I stopped putting so much love into us ‘Cause evidence showed that you didn’t like my love And I realized what was really going on thus, I stopped giving you what I figured you just didn’t want Hook: My constant reassurances My uplifting compliments Someone who’d counteract all the hate you had for yourself Chorus: I loved your ass so much But you didn’t reciprocate my love Not ever No, not ever And I kept it up for far too long Smiling the whole time even though I got none Not ever No, not ever Verse 2: So look, mister pompous jerk-wad How’d it feel to receive my fake façade Selfishly stealing tidbits of me like oh my fucking god While I stroked your fragile ego and then would nod Hook 2: With my constant reassurances My uplifting compliments Someone who would counteract all the hate you had for yourself Chorus: I loved your ass so much But you didn’t reciprocate my love Not ever No, not ever And I kept it up for far too long Smiling the whole time even though I got none Not ever No, not ever Bridge: What about me? If only you put half as much work into us What about me? Maybe then I’d feel just a tad more loved than I was What about me? If I’d only had the knowledge then that I have now What about me? I’d have had the will to pack my stuff up and move out What about me? What about me? If only you put half as much work into us What about me? Maybe then I’d feel just a tad more loved than I was What about me? If I’d only had the knowledge then that I have now What about me? I’d have had the will to pack my stuff up and move out What about me? Chorus: I loved your ass so much But you didn’t reciprocate my love Not ever No, not ever And I kept it up for far too long Smiling the whole time even though I got none Not ever No, not ever Chorus: I loved your ass so much But you didn’t reciprocate my love Not ever No, not ever And I kept it up for far too long Smiling the whole time even though I got none Not ever No, not ever
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For Michael 04:03
Verse 1: There’s always love. There’s always hope. There’s always a reason never to let go. So then how come you didn’t know? We’re all gonna miss you, and in our hearts, forever, we’ll hold.,. Chorus 1: That smiling wise guy. A guy everybody liked. At 3-sheets, always a sight. And a dad who did it right. I cannot believe he lost his fight! An ‘always up late’ Mike. But who loved the sunshine. Loved admiring the sky. And loved his kids and wife. I cannot believe he ended his life! Verse 2: The cards always felt stacked, due to the system we have. But the love is something that you never lacked. You felt like a burden, though you were not. But you couldn’t take it, so ya took a train off to the great beyond. Chorus 2: You were that smiling wise guy. A guy everybody liked. At 3-sheets, always a sight. And a dad who did it right. I cannot believe he lost his fight! An ‘always upbeat’ Mike. One who loved the sunshine. Loved admiring the sky. And loved his kids and wife. I cannot believe he ended his life! Bridge: You couldn’t help but feel like you were so burdensome. I guess you felt that it’d be safer to just pick up and run. If you were still here I wonder would you have eventually overcome Your demons so you could stick around to actually finish raising your son. Chorus 3: He was that smiling wise guy. The same guy everyone liked. Hosted hilarious late nights. A dad who raised his kids right. I cannot believe he lost the fight! An ‘always up late’ Mike. But who loved the sunshine. Loved admiring the sky. And loved his kids and wife. I cannot believe he ended his life! Chorus 3: He was that smiling wise guy. The same guy everyone liked. Hosted hilarious late nights. A dad who raised his kids right. I cannot believe he lost the fight! An ‘always up late’ Mike. But who loved the sunshine. Loved admiring the sky. And loved his kids and wife. I cannot believe he ended his life!
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Verse: I shredded the pages of my journal ‘cause it isn’t a time that I want to remember in my life oh no I created a fantasy and then lived in it Well it isn't stick'n' in my head And every now and then I can’t get with it Chorus: I can lose grip quickly at the rate I’m going I can’t seem to think for myself I’ve got people built in I walk all over eggshells so that I spare feelings But I’m no good at helping (I’m no good at helping) I just cannot help you and I wish you were fixed But I know that for you it probably wont ever happen I try to help you but your pain is my prison I’m no good at helping (I’m no good at helping)
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Intro: He seen that dreaded light Ou he seen that dreaded light Verse 1: There he was standing in his boxer-briefs The ones she bought for him He thanked the girl so graciously But oh so gayly Him doing chicks wasn’t his thing He liked doing dudes so much Liked kissing all the guys and using his tongue He’s gone gay on ya Chorus: All that he wants is a guy named Robbie He’s got a hard-on All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that she wants is a guy who is straight She’s gone insane now All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that he wants All that she wants All that he wants Verse 2: And if he’s not heterosexual please just don’t waste your time That tiny fem inside of him just can’t be altered And if you want some children he had better get it up How come he was just lurking in disguise Chorus: All that he wants is a guy named Robbie He’s got a hard-on All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that she wants is a guy who is straight She’s gone insane now All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that he wants All that she wants All that he wants Chorus: All that he wants is a guy named Robbie He’s got a hard-on All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that she wants is a guy who is straight She’s gone insane now All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that he wants All that she wants All that he wants
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Intro: “I Will Survive” is a song by Gloria Estefan that every gay guy loves Why is there blood on my sheets Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Verse 1: Why do you hate me Is it because I’m ugly I just need to know the reason Maybe it’s ‘cause you’re not gay (gasp) Hook: I’m gonna be gay you go and be straight There’s nothing left here now but my heartache Rap: Boy you make me sick Now just fuckin’ leave! Chorus 1: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling that you will get fucked up Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice; a decision I’m telling you now I’m good at hiding guns Verse 2: I can’t take these guys all around me Making me hard (Making me hard) Boy will you ever turn gay for me Pretend my name is Barb (Yo, my name is Barb) Hook: I’m gonna be gay You go and be straight There’s nothing left here now but my heartache Rap: I will get hard boy just for you I’ll even let you in the room to do dudes Chorus 2: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling you’ll get fucked up Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice, your decision I’m telling you now I’m good at hiding guns Bridge: I cannot take you now Yo I hate this I think I should just bow out right now Rap: Peace to ya, man You ain’t the ill-bomb shit that I thought you was Damn, you a lunatic Yo give dude a hand I’ma show you my fist ‘Cause I’m not a gay guy who’s a fuckin’ little bitch Chorus 3: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling you’ll get fucked up (Just let me be) Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight (Just let me be) Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice, your decision (Just let me be) I’m telling you now (Just let me be) Chorus 3: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling you’ll get fucked up (Just let me be) Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight (Just let me be) Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice, your decision (Just let me be) I’m telling you now (Just let me be) Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Oh just let me be
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The Sign 02:52
Intro: Shark! I’m winning this fight Verse 1: You’ve got another You barely talk to me anymore bitch I have discovered that you’re a fucking prick Stuck under pressure I need to consider me Ou ou ou ou ou You’re a fucking freak Chorus: I’ll get you next time You just wait and see I’ll take my time I’ve got a road-sign A road-sign that I call mine I’ll beat your face in You’ll get the sign The back of my sign Then I’ll hold your dumb ass up Just so I can hit you one last time Or would that make you die Verse 2: You’re such a bastard During all our fights I want’d to kick your ass But yo I didn’t and now I’m ashamed of me You’re such an asshole Why don’t you just go to hell Ou ou ou ou ou You make me fucking crazy Chorus: I’ll get you next time You just wait and see I’ll take my time I’ve got a road-sign A road-sign that I call mine I’ll beat your face in You’ll get the sign The back of my sign Then I’ll hold your dumb ass up Just so I can hit you one last time Or would that make you die Bridge: I’ve got a sign And I’ll beat your fucking ass I get all out of control around you I’ll fuck your ass right up I’ve got a road-sign Don’t say I didn’t warn your ass a thousand times You best get the fuck out tonight Dive right into the streets to avoid this fight I’ve got a sign I’ve got a road-sign You’ll get the sign I’ve got a sign I’ve got a road-sign You’ll get the sign I’ve got a sign I’ve got a road-sign You’ll get the sign Just turn right back around and you’ll get the sign
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Verse 1: Your rainbow-bright flags you’re waving up in the air And all of that is just fine though Just watch your back when you are all alone All of us gays are gayin’ out so proud Just be careful of all the bigots Chorus Sang: You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger Chorus Rapped: Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Verse 2: Heterosexuals are the enemy At least 8 out of 10 of them are Just try to keep your distance in the night ‘Cause some of them are always on the prowl And they don’t give a damn about you Chorus Sang: You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger Chorus Rapped: Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Bridge [performed simultaneously with additional choruses]: Heterosexuals are the enemy And they don’t give a damn about you Try to get away from the straight guy But he’s getting closer Way too much closer Try to get away from the straight guy But he’s getting closer Way too much closer Oh I try to get away from the straight guy yo oh yeah oh oh oh Mmmm, mmmm, you’ll be living in danger Mmmm, mmmm, you’ll be living in danger
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Once We 04:50
Verse 1: Time, it hasn’t been my friend. It’s been turbocharged since the day he left. If I haven’t made it far, very far yet, it’s because part of me died the day he went. And how long can I keep measuring Brad as a we, when I only ever see that guy when I’m asleep? It’s been 8 whole years of just me, and it’s been 8 long years of sleep. Hook 1: And I try not to cry. Though at night, I can’t lie, I don’t like, but don’t mind, even I cry, despite living life in the light. I’m a sight for sore eyes. But in spite of that fight, brushed aside, I’m alright. Chorus: And how can a guy like me continue measuring himself as once we. And for how long can a guy like Bradley continue measuring himself as a once we. Verse 2: Life hasn’t gone as expected; Sometimes terrifying, and sometimes just meh. And if I haven’t made it past the front door yet, it’s because part of me died back in 2010. And how long can I keep measuring Brad as a we when I only ever see that fuckin guy in my sleep. It’s been 8 whole years (woe is me) and it’s been 8 long years in solitary. Hook 2: And I try not to cry. Though at night, I can’t lie, I don’t like, but don’t mind, even I cry, despite living life in the light. I’m a sight for sore eyes. But in spite of that fight, I’m alright. I’ll be fine. Chorus: And how can a guy like me continue measuring himself as once we. And for how long can a guy like Bradley continue measuring himself as a once we. Bridge: Damn, I wish I could go back, ‘cause I’m starting to fade to black, and there’s nothing left here for me to grab. I can’t even find a hand, or a rubber band, to fling me out of this monster of a jam, and it’s starting to fuckin drag. I’m starting to lose who I am. Chorus: And how can a guy like me continue measuring himself as once we. And for how long can a guy like Bradley continue measuring himself as a once we.
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Verse 1: You’ve gotta be willing and wanting to change yourself for me Secure, and not threatened. know not what to mention Flawless and perfect, want-less and needless, fearless and greedless to live for me You’ve gotta be a 100% sure that I’m what you’re needing And that you’re not wasting my time You gotta be walking on eggshells if you really have to All of this for me Chorus: I wanna be down baby. I want your love like before I want this now baby, before I love you no more Won’t want you around baby, and I’ll lock the door So ya gotta be proud baby, to declare that I am yours Verse 2: You’ve gotta be ready for mood-swings; able to calm me. Just sit there while I sing, no matter how frightening Protect me when I’m weak, and not mind my yelling Just do all of this for me You’ve gotta proudly stand by me, not embarrassed by me Go risen when I fall, and answer when I call Not bail on me when you feel so small next to me And don’t be so bitchy. I can’t help I’m pretty Chorus: I wanna be down baby. I want your love like before I want this now baby, before I love you no more Won’t want you around baby, and I’ll lock the door So ya gotta be proud baby, to declare that I am yours Bridge: I wanna be down baby I want this now baby Won’t want you around baby So ya gotta be proud baby Bridge: I wanna be down baby I want this now baby Won’t want you around baby So ya gotta be proud baby Chorus: I wanna be down baby. I want your love like before I want this now baby, before I love you no more Won’t want you around baby, and I’ll lock the door So ya gotta be proud baby, to declare that I am yours Bridge: I wanna be down baby I want this now baby Won’t want you around baby So ya gotta be proud baby Chorus: I wanna be down baby. I want your love like before I want this now baby, before I love you no more Won’t want you around baby, and I’ll lock the door So ya gotta be proud baby, to declare that I am yours
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Verse 1: All of the money in the world The best business partners a guy could ask for One of the most gorgeous families known to man A rock-star life with millions of adoring fans Hook: None of that was enough for you in the end Chorus: So even if you were still here this song would have still fallen on deaf ears And all my chords of grieving tears Well, they’d have still streamed down, but only in front of my mirror Verse 2: You were like a superhero to me, and to your fans, and your kids, your friends, and all your family Because throughout your songs we felt a sense of familiarity It’s so hard to look ahead, when leaving you in the past is what that actually means Hook 2: To say I’m taking it hard would be an understatement Chorus: So even if you were still here this song would have still fallen on deaf ears And all my chords of grieving tears Well, they’d have still streamed down, but only in front of my mirror Bridge: I can’t imagine what this has done to your band-mates. And man, after your fucked up childhood you’d think a guy would try not to make such a damaging mistake. Yo, what about your kids man, who’s gonna keep them safe? And when I think about all the things that you had, and gave up, it’s discouraging man, because here in this life that’s exactly what we all strive for. It’s that same sort of love the world fights for. Chorus: So even if you were still here this song would have still fallen on deaf ears And all my chords of grieving tears Well, they’d have still streamed down, but only in front of my mirror Chorus: So even if you were still here this song would have still fallen on deaf ears And all my chords of grieving tears Well, they’d have still streamed down, but only in front of my mirror End Chorus: So even if you were still here this song would have still fallen on deaf ears And all my chords of grieving tears...
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Verse 1: I really wish that I could do more than just take a look back into my past I swear sometimes it feels almost tangible Don’t you wish that you could do more than just have a look back into the past? Like physically reach out and grab him by the hand? Hook: ‘Cause you’re so alive, right there But it doesn’t change the fact that you’re really not, yes, I’m aware Chorus 1: You lied when you said you’d never let go ‘Cause once you go you can’t come back from this you know I guess that means that your purpose, it was served in full Just like I guess that I was meant to spend the rest of my life alone Verse 2: I really wish that I could have helped you But I didn’t notice what you were going through I still feel like this is just a really terrible dream Please God just let me, wake up in the morning Or give me one more chance to hear him singing I swear I’ll be anything that you want me to be Hook: ‘Cause you’re so alive, right there But it doesn’t change the fact that you’re really not, yes, I’m aware Chorus 2: You lied when you said you’d never let go ‘Cause once you go you can’t come back from this you know I guess that means that your purpose must have been served in full Just like I guess that means that I was meant to spend the rest of my life alone Bridge: Your job wasn’t finished, at least not from where I’m sitting but maybe in your own sense of the word I guess I can see how you could have concluded that it was some sort of destiny or maybe you just didn’t know all the ways that you were helping Chorus 2: You lied when you said you’d never let go ‘Cause once you go you can’t come back from this you know I guess that means that your purpose must have been served in full Just like I guess that means that I was meant to spend the rest of my life alone
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Verse 1: You can say I didn’t really love him or that I can’t know what love is or that I’m unable to feel affection but hold up. Let me just tell you this: Hook 1: I am able to do more than mimic the pain he caused me when he left and you wont deprive me of that Chorus: I was a real damn good lover (you wont deprive me of that) So I’m afraid to tell ya I was a real damn good lover your diagnoses were all wrong I was a real damn good lover And they lacked any sort of rational thought I was a real damn good lover So go on and just get out of here you putts Verse 2: You can say that I made him all up or make me seem stupid and dumb but I’m sure not gonna let you define me or force me to define the word love I was able to cry my eyes out when he left me all depressed but I wasn’t able to find out what made him so damn attractive Hook 2: I am able to do more than mimic the joy he brought me when we met and you wont deprive me of that Chorus: I was a real damn good lover So I’m afraid to tell ya I was a real damn good lover your diagnoses were all wrong I was a real damn good lover And they lacked any sort of rational thought I was a real damn good lover So go on and just get out of here you putts Bridge: And while I felt all these Interesting things it seems They all dwelled inwardly I didn’t show them outwardly For the possibility of perhaps what they’d see Which is a weakening me Chorus: I was a real damn good lover So I’m afraid to tell ya I was a real damn good lover your diagnoses were all wrong I was a real damn good lover And they lacked any sort of rational thought I was a real damn good lover So go on and just get out of here you putts End: I was a real damn good lover I was a real damn good lover I was a real damn good lover I was a real damn good lover
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Verse 1: I dyed all my hair for you I lost all this weight for you I pierced myself down there for you I’d bite my tongue for you Hook 1: ‘Cause I was scared, I was scared, afraid that you’d leave me I was scared, I was scared I’d end up alone Chorus: But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care Verse 2: I cut my hair shorter for you I walked out on my friends for you I turned off the music for you I changed my ways for you Hook 2: I was afraid, and insecure, and intimidated I was scared, I was clinging on to a microphone Chorus: But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care Chorus: But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care Bridge And it really sucks that that you’re gone now It really bites when I can’t show you how far I’ve come how much I’ve grown and we can’t turn around time travels not allowed but you know what I’ve found is memories are loud and they’ll play on for as long as they’re owned Chorus: But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care Chorus: But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care Chorus 2: But you didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care You didn’t care You didn’t care No, you didn’t care
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Intro: Here we go again Here we go again Verse 1: It’s not the good from the place that I hate It is the bad from the hell that you created for me When the facts show that I made the mistake Then I’ll take, then I’ll take, then I’ll take all the blame You can put it all on me, and I won’t hesitate Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way Verse 2: It’s not the night-frights that I get where it seems like like you’re on my back, like all the time, yeah like every night It’s not the ideal life if it’s every time I open up my eyes With flashbacks running through my mind, it’s like my imagination’s working overtime You’ve crippled me it’s true but I’m disguised Yeah that’s right, keep smiling, and roll your eyes It’s okay because I hold my anger inside I hold all my anger inside Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way Bridge: Well you know that you’ve got me crippled and bent Yeah, we both know that you enjoy watching me try to bend On a whim, and at your will, just so that you can try and circumvent the fact that I too, I really am just like you; someone trying to live Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way Chorus: I spend all, all of my time doing your job Which is okay, but not every day I’ve been played, everything I tried to change, but you like me this way
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Verse 1: You can’t call people these types of names No one wants to continue to play this game Find a KKK member, put on a play But not one classy person laughs at a person’s race And there’s not a thing that you could ever say that would ever change my mind on this sort of thing Come on Hitler, this ain’t 1938 And you ain’t Adolf Hitler and we ain’t KKK Hook: So go on with your hatred, and be your own invalida... tion, ‘cause the people stand against you, and they gonna put you right in your place Chorus: Got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Verse 2: You can’t fight marriage equality No one even liked Kim Davis anyway You should pack a bag and we’ll get you on a plane ‘Cause no one in this country still accepts bigotry not one classy person makes fun of being gay And if they do they get fucked up thoroughly Come on hater, this ain’t 1968 The people busy loving, while you’re out spreading hate Hook: So go on with your hatred, and be your own invalida... tion, ‘cause the people stand against you, and they gonna put you right in your place Chorus: Got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bridge: So if you find you’re backwards, pop your daddy in the face And tell him he don’t matter, the way he raised you was a disgrace And that you’re the only one that he hurt, by raising you that way But you still have time to prove your worth, but your pops is one of god’s mistakes Chorus: Got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter Bro got no time for the backwards So you can take all your bad words Yo shove ‘em up ‘til your ass hurts Ho your opinion doesn’t matter

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2017 Greatest Songs album comes with 20 tracks and a 22-page digital album booklet with lyrics, credits, and gratitude.

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released April 8, 2018

all tracks written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered at Ed Harbst Studios by Bradley Voorhees. Tracks 9 through 12 are parody songs based on the smash Ace of Base hits from their debut US 90s album "The Sign"

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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