A Fairy's Tale

by Bradley Voorhees

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released October 31, 2006

All tracks written, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bradley Voorhees @ Ed Harbst Studios (Formerly A Stem From Basement Productions). Except:
"FreakShow" lyrics co-written with JoEy
"JR & DQ" lyrics co-written with SAFYRE, and Jeannie

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Track Name: Bradley Get Up
Verse 1:
Here I sit gaining weight at the desk again
Desperately trying to figure out my life
People say I can change cause I know what the problem is
If they only knew how down I am in my head

Hook:
Then they wouldn’t say things like Bradley get up
You’re not rotting away your too young to feel fucked
And Bradley dude it’s all in your head
You’ve gotta live your life and get up out of bed

Chorus:
Can’t you see that’s what I’m trying to do
do You think I don’t know what my whole life’s become
This albums tracks are comic relief that I need so desperately
Cause it’s Getting too hard to always talk about insanity

Verse 2:
You aren’t insane that’s what people say to me
When I say insanity it means unstable mentally
And I’m chronically emotionally spiritually undeniably shot
And faithless and lifeless if they’d only see that it can’t be stopped

Hook:
Then they wouldn’t say things like Bradley get up
You’re not rotting away your too young to feel fucked
And Bradley dude it’s all in your head
You’ve gotta live your life and get up out of bed

Chorus:
Can’t you see that’s what I’m trying to do
do You think I don’t know what my whole life’s become
This albums tracks are comic relief that I need so desperately
Cause it’s Getting to hard to always talk about insanity
Track Name: And I'm Fine
Verse 1:
If something’s gonna get done right I gotta do it myself
But it’s cool cause I can’t seem to find anyone who’s willing to help
I kinda really gotta make ya wanna shut up and Keep it to your self
Cause stupid didn’t make me come this far and give me all my wealth

Chorus:
Yes I gots mines
It’s about time
I’m down the line
And I’m fine

Verse 2:
All the music that I’ve made has affected peoples ways somehow
And my entire life has changed a lot from then until now
I’ve grown up and got many peoples love so I can tell
Pig headed brain dead kindergarten minded didn’t make my records sell

Chorus:
Yes I gots mines
It’s bout time
I’m down the line
And I’m fine

Bridge:
Do you want me to massage you
You need my love to feel special
Sweet caresses and romancin’
Elegantly kiss your eyes lashes

Chorus:
Yes I gots mines
It’s bout time
I’m down the line
And I’m fine
Track Name: Dontcha Wish
Verse 1:
You are not my type no
yes I can say I’m fine without you
I can’t seem to make up my mind
Are you hurt for being blind

Hook:
You can’t keep crying to the world
Whining about the same things all the time
Over and over and over and over again

Chorus:
No I don’t want to call you out dude
But you’re stupid and I’m so wicked
Dontcha wish you were like me
Dontcha wish ya had my brains
Dontcha wish ya had my body
Dontcha wish ya that you could dream

Chorus Rap:
Don’t think I am the enemy
Then say you wanna be with me
Don’t try to be what you can’t be
You’ll never top me cant you see

Verse 2:
You are just a psycho
yes that’s the way it seems around you
I don’t wanna spend life with
Someone who’s a crazy fool

Hook:
You can’t keep crying to the world
Whining about the same things all the time
Over and over and over and over again

Chorus:
No I don’t want to call you out dude
But you’re stupid and I’m so wicked
Dontcha wish you were like me
Dontcha wish ya had my brains
Dontcha wish ya had my body
Dontcha wish ya that you could dream

Chorus Rap
Don’t think I am the enemy
Then say you wanna be with me
Don’t try to be what you can’t be
You’ll never top me cant you see
Track Name: Not Allowed
Verse 1:
You messed me up
You screwed me over
Ruined our love
And then you cowered
Then you played dumb
when I played the confronter

Hook:
You are no one
No one at all
You are no one
No one at all
You are no one
No one at all
Without me your mind is empty inside
Chorus:
You’re breaking me up
You’re holding me down
I’m dying inside
You’re running me right into the ground
Your loves not for me
At least not to keep
Guys like you are not allowed
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah
You’re not allowed
You’re not allowed

Verse 2:
You ripped me off
You fucked me over
Lied to me like that
Feelings you don’t have
You can’t express
When you don’t have none

Hook:
You are no one
No one at all
You are no one
No one at all
You are no one
No one at all
Without me your mind is empty inside

Chorus:
You’re breaking me up
You’re holding me down
I’m dying inside
You’re running me right into the ground
Your loves not for me
At least not to keep
Guys like you are not allowed
Yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah
You’re not allowed
You’re not allowed
You’re not allowed
Track Name: Stereotypes Aside
Verse 1:
They’re skin and bone white crack hoes
You’re deadly alone so ya take one home
your mom plans your marriage while your dad gives her bone
Ya didn’t hear him comin’ and the bitch don’t moan
Didn’t ya know dad likes the young ones homes?
I don’t know that’s your world ya know
Hey dad that’s where I unload
Hey son go get me some more yo
Moms occupied fingers in her crotch
Yellin’ on the phone and be hittin the spot
Sisters in the bathroom givin a job
Dude look like a rasta or a member of da mob
Groceries on the table baby brothers on top
The knock at the door is your moms brother bob
Walks over to your mom but the moans don’t stop
You think to yourself “man this shits hot”

Chorus:
All stereotypes aside
Do you really think I’m capable of putting
All stereotypes aside
How bout I put mine down when you put all your
Stereotypes aside
don’t you try to criticize all of these
Stereotypes of mine
You might find you’ll make me psycho
Stereotypes are fine

Talking:
Ah I think we’re gonna have an issue
There’s … there’s this guy on my dick
Get off of my dick yo!
Aren’t you here with hoochie bitch?
Shirts too short and ain’t got tits.
Yeah that’s it.



Verse 2:
I’ve always been a good judge of character
I’ve always been the one to say live and let learn
So when I hear a hick say gays are molester pervs
I tend to get all butch and then flip them the bird
Gays aren’t sick but their good with their words
You’re Ron and Shauna with your cats and your birds
Been into incest ever since your daughters birth
Thesaurus’s cry every time you use words
your husband speaks just like your SAT’s
Can’t pronounce shit cept for F’s & D’s
And hicks got the nerve to criticize me
And hide behind a book and say that everyone’s free
You fat-ass bitch you can’t even read
I like my balls licked oh so gently
Ain’t it a shame your mans a homo like me
I was over last night and he WASN’T a treat

Chorus:
All stereotypes aside
Do you really think I’m capable of putting
All stereotypes aside
How bout I put mine down when you put all your
Stereotypes aside
don’t you try to criticize all of these
Stereotypes of mine
You might find you’ll make me psycho
Stereotypes are fine
Track Name: You Are Shit Next to Me
You Are Shit Next To Me
Verse 1:
I’ll try a little bit of anything so long as I don’t hurt myself
I’ll be a little bit of everything as long as I don’t have many doubts
I’d go just about any place So long as I can turn back around
I’d play just about any game if I knew I’d win a diamond crown

Chorus:
And I’m confident that I can kick your fucking ass on everything
And I’m confident in my choices I’d never make a wrong one on anything
I think that you’re jealous of me and my shit, all my hair my big lips and no cares you are shit
Next to me
Next to me

Verse 2:
Yes every now and then I put myself out there on that damn limb
Though I know I always do it and probably shouldn’t play games of risk
but I can’t bring myself to shy away when I’m offered a challenge
Why do I do such stupid things like I’m trying to prove to you some shit

Chorus:
And I’m confident that I can kick your fucking ass on everything
And I’m confident in my choices I’d never make a wrong one on anything
I think that you’re jealous of me and my shit, all my hair my big lips and no cares you are shit
Next to me
Next to me

Chorus:
And I’m confident that I can kick your fucking ass on everything
And I’m confident in my choices I’d never make a wrong one on anything
I think that you’re jealous of me and my shit, all my hair my big lips and no cares you are shit
Next to me
Next to me
Track Name: FreakShow
Intro:
I’m a freak show
I’m a freak show
I’m a freak show

Verse 1:
Why why ya wanna come around
Considering my problems
And how how ya gonna be my friend
When ya see my scary looks
And I don’t think you can love me
Till the bitter end well I
think you’ve really come to
Pick on everything about me

Chorus:
I’m a fuckin’ freak show
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
Boy you don’t even know
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
I’m a fuckin’ freak show
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
Boy you don’t even know
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
I’m a fuckin’ freak show

Verse 2:
Well you know the story of boy next door
Criticized and mocked always asking for more
You said he was weird he said he was gay
You shooed him away when he wanted to stay
He wanted friends he wanted everything
That normal people ask for
But he didn’t get it that boy is me
Bradley didn’t get it and he lives in pity

Chorus:
I’m a fuckin’ freak show
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
Boy you don’t even know
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
I’m a fuckin’ freak show
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
Boy you don’t even know
Why don’t ya just let Bradley live
I’m a fuckin’ freak show
Track Name: Somebody Told Me
Verse 1:
You can’t leave well enough alone so you’re down
So I’ll rub on myself a little fun now
I didn’t know you like I thought when I vowed
To always love you forever till my time runs out
I lose enough of my self when I’m around you
I keep my eyes shut whenever I see dudes
I try to keep a low profile so I don’t seem cool
And I do this all to keep peace runnin’ smooth

Chorus:
Funeral of a lonely man
Funeral of a looser man
Funeral of a mistaken man
It’s the funeral of a wicked man

Verse 2:
You don’t know when it’s time to shut your mouth
I don’t like phrases that you say like “down south”
I can’t keep dodgin’ life when you’re around
I can’t stand the fact you always come loud
I don’t know what they’d say if they found out
Just how you act with me you are so foul
I’m holdin’ a shovel standin’ on this mound
Tryin’ to make peace with what is dead now

Chorus:
Funeral of a lonely man
Funeral of a looser man
Funeral of a mistaken man
It’s the funeral of a wicked man
Track Name: You Don't Wanna Miss This Ride
Hook:
Ya trust
Ya live
Ya say ya never had a love like this
Ya duck
I miss
Believe me you don’t wanna miss this
Ride

Verse 1:
We’d be happy anywhere under the stars
On a bus in a car on a bench in a park
If you can’t find a reason
And you don’t understand
Then you’ve prolly got that real love
That not everyone has

Chorus:
We were thinkin’ thinkin’ it was fake then
Started thinkin’ maybe a mistake or
it got misplaced then
realized it was fate
that love fell on our plate

Verse 2:
Everyone knows it’s obvious to see
We have that kinda love Right here you and me
And not anyone can take it away
No one has the rights to do the taking
And if you need my protection
Or you need a helping hand
Just call right here on me baby
And I’ll be that man

Chorus:
We were thinkin’ thinkin’ it was fake then
Started thinkin’ maybe a mistake or
it got misplaced then
realized it was fate
that love fell on our plate

Hook:
Ya trust
Ya live
Ya say ya never had a love like this
Ya duck
I miss
Believe me you don’t wanna miss this
Ride

Bridge:
Gotta gitcher self a project
Gotta gitcher self a life
Gotta gitcher all modest
Gotta gitcher self all nice
Gotta wanna make a change now
Gotta wanna see the light
Gotta wanna throw thee old out
Just to make things right
You’re kinda gonna wanna go
And not put needs on hold
You’re kinda gonna need ta see
That it will not be with me
You’re kinda gonna wanna mold
Mold yourself as you’ve been told
You’re kinda gonna need to be
Something like from a dream

Hook:
Ya trust
Ya live
Ya say ya never had a love like this
Ya duck
I miss
Believe me you don’t wanna miss this
Ride

Chorus:
We were thinkin’ thinkin’ it was fake then
Started thinking maybe a mistake or
it got misplaced then
realized it was fate
that love fell on our plate
Ride
Ride
Ride
Ride
Track Name: I'm in a Dream
Verse 1:
And I’m feeling like a million bucks
Feeling like I am in love
Like all night I could fuck
I have never ending luck
All bad days I have crushed
Cleaned my whole house and such
Walked a mile and then some
And I’m not even done
Then make myself some brunch
Whole new meal before lunch
Not get fat not gain none
Then I’ll get in the tub
Rub a dub dub

Chorus:
I’m in a dream
Dreaming bout the guy
I used to be
Living in the life
I used to lead

Verse 2:
Then I would dancing all night
And not get in no fights
When no one was my type
And I never thought twice
About dating gay guys
I’d always check out their eyes
Then indulge in their thighs
And then fill up my time
Outside in the light
And live dark where it’s bright
drink with friends of mine
Then suck on the lime
Lime lime lime lime

Chorus:
I’m in a dream
Dreaming bout the guy
I used to be
Living in the life
I used to lead
Track Name: To Get Money
Verse 1:
You know I’m trying to
But I cant seem to find you
Cause my payment is due
I need my shit like you do
I use Lavender shampoo
Boy bath and body rules
I pamper myself cool
It’s how I get my dudes

Hook:
What do I have to do
What do I have to say
Who do I have to screw
Who do I have to pay
To get mines
To get money
What do I have to lose
How much more can I gain
Who do I have to fool
Who do I have to face
To get mines
To get money

Chorus:
Somebody set it off
You drew the line for me to cross
I’m the boss you don’t like it you get lost
Boo you hate me Tough
Try to hate on me & get fucked up
Enemies stand right next to me
Cause by playing dumb I know I will defeat
And ya gotta Always make your enemies
Think that you are weak
Then they wont see
That their ass bout to get beat



Verse 2:
I’m Filthy rich with diamonds
And you cannot afford them
It’s like I am in heaven
And I’m not going to share it
Boy go get your own shit
You are not my problem
I’m craving enjoyment
And no ones going to stop this MONEY

Hook:
What do I have to do
What do I have to say
Who do I have to screw
Who do I have to pay
To get mines
To get money
What do I have to lose
How much more can I gain
Who do I have to fool
Who do I have to face
To get mines
To get money

Somebody set it off
You drew the line for me to cross
I’m the boss you don’t like it you get lost
Boo you hate me Tough
Try to hate on me & get fucked up
Enemies stand right next to me
Cause by playing dumb I know I will defeat
And ya gotta Always make your enemies
Think that you are weak
Then they wont see
That their ass bout to get beat
Track Name: Coincidence (Part II)
Verse 1:
You were like a second half to me
And became my every single day
Our childhood together it was fate
My love for you it could never be faked
I made you my everything
Summer days seemed never ending
There was nothing we couldn’t take or make
For you I’d do anything
With you I always felt that I was free
Man I need some reciprocity
These thoughts of wonder I can’t shake
Then I realized all my mistakes

Hook:
I was the only one who ever fucking cared
I know now you were only told by your dad you must share

I’m not one to be happy
When you’re no longer there
And you only liked me cause you had to
And that makes it unfair

Chorus:
Where’d I get off
Thinkin’ I had love
After all I was
so very young
and I was being optimistic
And I hadn’t seen him
In so many years
I cried so many tears
And it was a coincidence that I found you
Only coincidence and nothing more
it was a coincidence that I found you
Only coincidence and nothing more

Verse 2:
You were like a dream come true for me
Now you’re just a distant memory
A memory that slaps me in my face
Sometimes in the midst of peaceful day
I gave you this power over me
Thinkin’ I’d have your love totally
But I was wrong you’re not my fate
I don’t even crave you any more that way
I declared to you that I was gay
But it doesn’t bother me at all these days
My lingering mind was held with pace
I now know I was just your phase

Hook:
I was the only one who ever fucking cared
I know now you were only told by your dad you must share

I’m not one to be happy
When you’re no longer there
And you only liked me cause you had to
And that makes it unfair

Chorus:
Where’d I get off
Thinkin’ I had love
After all I was
so very young
and I was being optimistic
And I hadn’t seen him
In so many years
I cried so many tears
And It was a coincidence that I found you
Only coincidence and nothing more
It was a coincidence that I found you
Only coincidence and nothing more
Track Name: Baby Don't Speak
Verse 1:
Oh baby dontcha mean maybe
I know you know I know you’re always changin’
Oh baby you so crazy
Kinda like ya when I need a love baby
But oh honey you so funny
I think ya like me cause I know ya want money
Oh sugar you ain’t my bugger
You ain’t getting doe That’s for sure

Chorus:
Oh I know ya wanna fuck
ya know ya want too much
Well ya know you’re outta luck
You’ll be packin’ your stuff
You’ll be out on the street
By the end of the week
Oh baby no baby don’t speak

Verse 2:
Oh baby don’t be so shady
I’ve been seeing lots a blonde moments lately
Oh baby you so lazy
I need a man that works that’s not a lot baby
But oh honey you ain’t my buddy
I think you act like that cause you want my body
Oh sexy you wont undress me
I’ve had enough of you that’s for sure

Chorus:
Oh I know ya wanna fuck
ya know ya want too much
Well ya know you’re outta luck
You’ll be packin’ your stuff
You’ll be out on the street
By the end of the week
Oh baby no baby don’t speak

Bridge:
I have simply the best time whenever I’m with you
I enjoy time even without you I can’t make up my mind
Baby don’t speak
Just let me think please
Baby don’t speak

Chorus:
Oh I know ya wanna fuck
ya know ya want too much
Well ya know you’re outta luck
You’ll be packin’ your stuff
You’ll be out on the street
By the end of the week
Oh baby no baby don’t speak
Track Name: JR & DQ
(Bradley) Verse 1:
She met you through that slutty ghetto bitch
The skanky one who likes to hit her neighbors kids
We should have fuckin' known exactly how it'd end
Loss of fun and laughter from our broken friend
We should have known
We should have known
We should have known
We should have known
Dreams of feeling needed is what she did feel
In the early stages of something you said was real
But in the end all your lies and all your games they were revealed
But you hardly cross her mind now that you're out of here

(SAFYRE) Chorus:
You're such a fuckin' coward you hide behind your bitch
I'd have knocked you out that night but you had someone else fight
Your bitch looks busted her thighs are crusted
Tell her to put some clothes on I see drippings from her tampon
You sat there all silent while I let you have it
What a fuckin' bitch boy you're such a pretty little toy
Ya ever change your underwear dude what happened to your hair
You've become so dirty too cryin' to me pussy dude

(Jeannie) Verse 2:
That experience changed how I feel
No more bliss or merriment my heart is sealed
Never again by men will I be fooled
In my relationships now I will rule
(Bradley)
We should have known
We should have known
We should have known
We should have known
I want to thank you for helping me
You did me quite a favor just to leave
Now when I see you I laugh out loud
Who knew underneath you were just a clown

(SAFYRE) Chorus:
You're such a fuckin' coward you hide behind your bitch
I'd have knocked you out that night but you had someone else fight
Your bitch looks busted her thighs are crusted
Tell her to put some clothes on I see drippings from her tampon
You sat there all silent while I let you have it
What a fuckin' bitch boy you're such a pretty little toy
Ya ever change your underwear dude what happened to your hair
You''ve become so dirty too cryin' to me pussy dude

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