A Non X​-​Mas Themed Christmas Album

by Bradley Voorhees

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Got its (extremely long) title because it was the first time I ever released an album on Christmas day!

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released December 25, 2010

All tracks written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bradley Voorhees @ Ed Harbst Studios (Formerly A Stem From Basement Productions).

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Track Name: 1, 2, 3 Breathe
Verse 1:
Often times I sit and think of you
I remember what you put me through
But I still love you
But then I beat myself in the head
For letting you work yourself back in
What the hell did I ever do to deserve this

Chorus:
Cause I cant let go if you are still there if you’re so close
And why the hell do I still feel invaded by you the most
And where the hell will I end up if I keep headed for the host
Of the most miserable time I ever had in my life as a whole

Verse 2:
Its times like this when I run from you
I ignore the facts I ignore my truth
And I’ll forever hate you dude
I could do so much better if I wanted a man
Both better than you and better than the man you have
Oh oh oh oh oh

Chorus:
Cause I cant let go if you are still there if you’re so close
And why the hell do I still feel invaded by you the most
And where the hell will I end up if I keep headed for the host
Of the most miserable time I ever had in my life as a whole

Bridge
1, 2, 3 Breath
1, 2, 3 Breath
1, 2, 3 Breath
1, 2, 3 Breath

Chorus:
Cause I cant let go if you are still there if you’re so close
And why the hell do I still feel invaded by you the most
And where the hell will I end up if I keep headed for the host
Of the most miserable time I ever had in my life as a whole
Track Name: Blackmailed
Verse 1:
Since I know I’ve got your attention now
I’ve got some things that I just been meaning to fucking shout out
You were only ever good for fucking running your mouth
Understatement of the year “This shit is going down south”

Link 1:
Blackmailed into following you
Blackmailed into liking you too
I’m blackmailed into inviting you
Though I didn’t really want to

Hook:
It’s unfair this blackmail
You don’t care it’s your entail
It’s unfair this blackmail
You don’t care it’s your entail

Chorus:
You just wait and one day you’ll see
I aint gon be this small forever you hear me
Then I’ma bounce back and show your ass
It was never you in control do ya hear that
All the shit you ever said bout me or did
Is gon come back to you can ya feel this
That’s what it is I do promise it
I’ma fuck up your shit up you ugly bitch
You just wait and one day you’ll see
I aint gon be this small forever you hear me
Then I’ma bounce back and show your ass
It was never you in control do ya hear that
All the shit you ever said bout me or did
Is gon come back to you can ya feel this
That’s what it is I do promise it
I’ma fuck up your shit up you ugly bitch

Verse 2:
Now I finally see what that bullshit was about
I understand why Jerry left you its so clear to me now
You can never be alone but things never seem to work out
It’s cause of the size of your brain or lack thereof the amount

Link 2:
It’s bitter sweet cause I used to like you
and now I just can’t fucking stand seeing you
Whatever happened to my solitude
Cause it Seems like now all I hears your fucking attitude

Hook:
It’s unfair this blackmail
You don’t care it’s your entail
It’s unfair this blackmail
You don’t care it’s your entail

Chorus:
You just wait and one day you’ll see
I aint gon be this small forever you hear me
Then I’ma bounce back and show your ass
It was never you in control do ya hear that
All the shit you ever said bout me or did
Is gon come back to you can ya feel this
That’s what it is I do promise it
I’ma fuck up your shit up you ugly bitch
You just wait and one day you’ll see
I aint gon be this small forever you hear me
Then I’ma bounce back and show your ass
It was never you in control do ya hear that
All the shit you ever said bout me or did
Is gon come back to you can ya feel this
That’s what it is I do promise it
I’ma fuck up your shit up you ugly bitch
Track Name: Can You Love
Verse 1:
I’ve loved you for so long
Look what you do to me
You make me so happy
I need you like I need no other
I love everything about you ou ou

Hook 1:
And I miss you when I’m not with you
Even sleeping I dream about you
and when I get scared I run to you
And when I’m happy it’s because of you

Chorus 1:
Can you feel me sweet baby
when I say I really love you
Can you hear me sweet darlin’
when I say I love you too
Can you feed me
every time I’m hungry
Yes and you can drink me
every time you’re thirsty
When I’m with you baby
I don’t feel so lonely
When I’m with you baby
I don’t feel so lonely

Verse 2:
I’ve kept you for this long
I’m never gonna set you free baby
I still feel for you what I did the day we met
You’re simply perfect to me
yeah baby you

Hook 2:
And you hold me and so I hold you
And then you kiss me and so I touch you
You are so funny I laugh out at you
And they see us lovin’ and they want it too

Chorus 2:
Can you feel me baby
when I say I really love you
Can you feed me every time I’m hungry
Yes and you can drink me
every time you’re thirsty
When I’m with you baby
I don’t feel so lonely

Bridge:
No one seen us lasting though the night
They’re just jealous cause what we have
they can’t seem find

Chorus 2:
Can you feel me baby
when I say I really love you
Can you feed me every time I’m hungry
Yes and you can drink me
every time you’re thirsty
When I’m with you baby
I don’t feel so lonely
Track Name: CodyLand
Verse 1:
Cody you’re my everything
I’m not sure what I’d do in my days without you here with me
Cody baby you make me happy when I am sad
Cody baby I’m so proud that I’m your man

Hook:
Here’s another day in CodyLand
Live another day in CodyLand
CodyLand I’m livin in CodyLand

Chorus:
I love you
I love you
Yes I love you
Yes I do I really love you
Cody baby I love you

Verse 2:
Code I’d give you anything
Anything you ask me for just tell me and it is yours
Cody baby you put this smile on my face
Cody baby that’s why this song’s your name
Cody you’re my every dream

Hook:
Here’s another day in CodyLand
Live another day in CodyLand
CodyLand I’m livin in CodyLand

Chorus:
I love you
I love you
Yes I love you
Yes I do I really love you
Cody baby I love you

End:
CodyLand I’m livin in CodyLand
Here’s another day in CodyLand
Live another day in CodyLand
CodyLand I’m livin in CodyLand
Track Name: Erase It
Verse 1:
What went wrong there
What told you you had to go
Now I’m all alone here
And you will never know

Hook:
The sunshine’s gone from my life

Chorus:
Erase it erase it take me back
Erase it erase this pain I have
Erase it erase it bring back the love I had
Erase it erase it

Verse 2:
I felt lost for the longest time
Sometimes I still talk as if you’re still by my side
I still buy you cake to celebrate your birthday
And on your day of death I just lay awake

Hook 2:
I see the face of the boy I once knew
Plays through and through
Can’t let go of you

Chorus:
Erase it erase it take me back
Erase it erase this pain I have
Erase it erase it bring back the love I had
Erase it erase it

Bridge
Now that you’re gone I
I’ll never see your handsome face again
Now that you’re gone I
I’ll never feel your embrace again

Chorus:
Erase it erase it take me back
Erase it erase this pain I have
Erase it erase it bring back the love I had
Erase it erase it

End:
Mama Mama mama I’m right here
Mama Mama mama I’m not going no where
Mama Mama mama I’m right here
Mama Mama mama I’m not going no where
Track Name: I'd Take You Back DipShit
Verse:
I’d take you back if
You chose to admit
That you’re to blame
For everything that went to shit
Yeah true it’s wack
But I’d take you back
If you cleared all of the lies up
You spread about me
To your mama and your family
Own up to the stitches you gave me
And know that I didn’t deserve them
I know it’s sad but I’d take you back if
You’d be a man and change your ways and your habits

Hook:
And not go all ballistic
And not be a dumb dipShit
Who raises so much havoc
But you’ve got to admit
That you are abusive
And then get help for it
And never bring up that shit
Leave it in the past and

Chorus:
Put your arms around me
Live out our once destiny
Be my hot fantasy
Make passionate love to me
Track Name: It Gets Better
Verse 1:
life gets better
Yes it do
Just have faith in my words
in my words to you

Hook 1:
You’ve gotta keep your head up
And not deal with the dumb stuff
Cause in 1 year or in 5 years
It aint gonna matter at all

Chorus:
Cause it gets better
You’ve just gotta trust gotta trust that it does yes it does get better
It gets better
Just surround yourself with joy and love yes it does ya gotta trust it gets better
It gets better
You’ve gotta trust gotta trust that it does yes it does get better
It gets better
Just surround yourself with joy and love yes it does ya gotta trust it gets better

Verse 2:
Lift your curious eyes
a little bit higher
And I think that you will find
that people love and admire you

Hook 2:
And people can be supportive too
You’ve gotta trust that life’s not always unfair
I’m here for you
Gay family values too on you tube

Chorus:
Cause it gets better
You’ve just gotta trust gotta trust that it does yes it does get better
It gets better
Just surround yourself with joy and love yes it does ya gotta trust it gets better
It gets better
You’ve gotta trust gotta trust that it does yes it does get better
It gets better
Just surround yourself with joy and love yes it does ya gotta trust it gets better
Track Name: It's a Case Of...
Verse 1:
Something snapped right here deep within me
And there went my last bit of sanity
What the hell was I expecting
That he’d lay off of me eventually

Hook 1:
It’s a case of the good die young
It’s a case of the bad live too long
It’s a case of the half lived loves
The ones who like to fuck you up
It’s a case of the life of scrubs
It’s a case of all the ghetto punks
It’s a case of freedom doesn’t rain on us
It’s a case of the fucking sucks

Chorus:
I’ll watch you walk and I’ll stay
I’ll help push you right away
One of the many shades of gay
And I’m never gonna fuckin change

Chorus 2:
I’m in the backseat
Watching you watch him (Woe)
I just felt like you weren’t in love
Like it seemed before (Oh Oh)

Verse 2:
Something stunk back then right next me
And that’s why you found your shit on the concrete
I’d spend way too much time contemplating
When all I had to do was start waving

Hook 2:
It’s a case of losing my spunk
It’s a case of who gives a fuck
It’s a case of abusing drugs
It’s a case of acting like scum
It’s a case of being too dumb
It’s a case of invasive moms
It’s a case of an 8 to 1
It’s a case of being a bum

Chorus:
I’ll watch you walk and I’ll stay
I’ll help push you right away
One of the many shades of gay
And I’m never gonna fuckin change

Chorus 2:
I’m in the backseat
Watching you watch him (Woe)
I just felt like you weren’t in love
Like it seemed before (Oh Oh)

Bridge:
I’ll be right here
I’ll be right here for sure
It’s a case of waiting for love
It’s a case of escaping love

Chorus:
I’ll watch you walk and I’ll stay
I’ll help push you right away
One of the many shades of gay
And I’m never gonna fuckin change

Chorus 2:
I’m in the backseat
Watching you watch him
I just felt like you weren’t in love
Like it seemed before

Chorus:
I’ll watch you walk and I’ll stay
I’ll help push you right away
One of the many shades of gay
And I’m never gonna fuckin change

Chorus 2:
I’m in the backseat
Watching you watch him
I just felt like you weren’t in love
Like it seemed before
Track Name: Justin Bieber's Gay & Wants You
Verse 1:
I got my lisp on as I began to sing
I wonder how many more negative vibes will come from you to him
I mean leave the poor boy alone
who gives a fuck if Justin Biber is gay
Why don’t you just throw your sand at someone your own type and leave the rest of us alone since we’re gay and here to stay

Chorus:
Justin Biber’s gay & Justin Bieber wants you

Verse 2:
I mean you push on the ones that stand out but aren’t out
And then you pick on the ones that are out and proud
We’re here to stay we can’t help that we disgust you now
This boy is most likely not even gay you bitch-ass cow

Bridge:
I mean what the fuck where dudes get a ego like that
To think that someone wants to stick their sweaty fuckin ass
For real yo who wants a dude who wears his jeans down like that
Why he think dudes wanna lick his nasty nut sack
I mean what the fuck yo and who’s the real fag?
Though there ain’t nothin wrong with a guy who likes to date a man
I betchu got the numbers from everyone who was part of NSYNC the band

Chorus:
Justin Biber’s gay & Justin Biber wants you
Everybody’s gay & everybody wants you
Track Name: Live in Regret
Intro:
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
You said you loved me
And that you’d stay right here with me
You said always hold me
And never let go of me

Verse 1:
How come everything you said was a lie
How come everything I had wasn’t mine
How come everything you did wasn’t right
How come everything you were wasn’t nice

Rap Verse 1:
I’ll love you forever is exactly what you said
“I’m fuckin’ you over” is what you really meant
And how many times I let you beat me in my head
I’m glad I left your ass better than ending up dead
How could I have let you man I must be a sped
I got a broken rib for every tear that I shed
Always got the first degree from every one of my friends
I’m writin this song to lay that shit to rest

Hook:
I just can’t live in regret
I’d have to be up outta my fuckin’ head
No I will never ever forget
All the ways you were messed
You were messed oh

Chorus:
Times were tragic
I lived my life in fear
Yo I said times were tragic
So I booted you outta here
You were far too manic
To open your ears
You’re a piece of shit
I just wanted you to hear

Rap Verse 2:
It took one time for you to gag on my prick
Come on baby I wanna sit right here on your dick
No no what you need to do is take your ass a shit
You’re unpredictable first you swallow then you spit
I can’t fit no more vials in the medicine cabinet
I still got bottles of pills and penis ointments
To treat your scabies and crabs I mean frick
Come on dude that shits startin to make me sick

Hook:
I just can’t live in regret
I’d have to be up outta my fuckin’ head
No I will never ever forget
All the ways you were messed
you were messed oh

Chorus:
Times were tragic
I lived my life in fear
Yo I said times were tragic
So I booted you outta here
You were far too manic
To open your ears
You’re a piece of shit
I just wanted you to hear

Bridge:
Some little guys get record deals
That’s the type of guy you will never amount to
Some guys have the power to make me feel
And that’s something you lack the power to do
Some dumb boys live their life in denial
drugs and violence and weed by the pile
Some dumb boys don’t have the strength to make me smile
Make me smile

Chorus:
Times were tragic
I lived my life in fear
Yo I said times were tragic
So I booted you outta here
You were far too manic
To open your ears
You’re a piece of shit
I just wanted you to hear
Track Name: Rain Storm
Intro:
She’s a rain storm
She’s a rain storm
She’s a rain storm
She’s a rain storm

Verse 1:
Moody plain ol’ bitchy
She’s lost her mind again
She’s selfish and plain greedy
So much she lost her friends
She’s always fucking sleepy
Depressions poppin’ in
She’s always fucking weeping
She’s lost herself within

Hook 1:
Rain storm, storm on
Rain storm, storm on
Rain storm, storm on
Rain storm, storm on

Chorus:
You’ve got to try to hold on
You’ve got to fight the anger you’ve got
Smooth out this ride that you’re stuck on
You’ve got to try to keep yourself a smile

Verse 2:
Bitch is an understatement
More like the wicked witch
She has this thing for people
She hates each 1 of them
She has a daddy complex
And she always has
And so she hoes around
And she only does black men

Hook 2:
Rain storm, storm on black men
Rain storm, storm on black men
Rain storm, storm on black men
Rain storm, storm on she only does black men

Chorus:
You’ve got to try to hold on
You’ve got to fight the anger you’ve got
Smooth out this ride that you’re stuck on
You’ve got to try to keep yourself a smile

Bridge:
If I ever came to see you
Would I blow right up and away
Just like uncle bobby did
He blew so far from daddy
You can do better than that
Yeah yeah you
Yes you can do so much better than that
Yes yes you

Chorus:
You’ve got to try to hold on
You’ve got to fight the anger you’ve got
Smooth out this ride that you’re stuck on
You’ve got to try to keep yourself a smile

Chorus:
You’ve got to try to hold on
You’ve got to fight the anger you’ve got
Smooth out this ride that you’re stuck on
You’ve got to try to keep yourself a smile
Track Name: Regular (Salvation Version)
Verse 1:
We’re living proof that we gays are just the same as you straights
We cook and clean and we take care of our families
We take the kids to school and go to work next to the straight guy
We make love too the same as a straight well not quite

Hook:
Cause we’re all the same as you are
We all have issues too
Why don’t we live in the same world
woe the same world

Chorus:
Cause we’re regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular ah
regular
regular
Yes we are regular

Verse 2:
We’re living here under the same sun you are
We look and smell just the same as our neighbors oh
We live in strides of hope and pride just like the next guy
We hurt the same we play the same games and yes we even cry

Hook:
Cause we’re all the same as you are
We all have our issues too
Why don’t we live in the same world
woe the same world

Chorus:
Cause we’re regular
Yes we are regular woe
But what is regular
regular

Bridge:
Regular
Regular
Regular
Regular
So give us our god damned rights to love
Regular
Track Name: Regular Merry Christmas Whore
Christmas this year is gonna be a wild wild one
I try not to think of you and so far things seem to be looking up
My theme is blue just like its always been with or without you
How bout for you? You dig the greens and the reds and all the streamers too

Merry Christmas
Happy Hanukkah

Bitch shut the fuck up for I push you to the side walk
You don’t belong here no more
You don’t belong here no more
No

Merry Christmas you fucking whore
You always seemed to be the needles in the floor
When you think they’re gone there’s always one fucking more
I will shove you right outside of my door