Dirty OneWay Road

by Bradley Voorhees

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released November 8, 2010

Entire album written, performed, and recorded by Bradley Voorhees @ Ed Harbst Studios (Formerly A Stem From Basement Productions)

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Track Name: Outta Dodge
Verse 1:
This me driving nonstop
And it’s never something I want
I wont pull over for the cops
Or even when I’m bouts to drop
I could drive all day and night
And when I’m tired just catch a flight
That’s how I control my urge to fight
When my emotions are set to high

Hook 1:
Till I reach my destination
I have a one way conversation

Chorus:
Fuck you stupid hick
You’re fucking dumb
You’re a fucking prick
Fuck you and your love
Don’t amount to shit
You only speak in fists
You’re directionless
I’ma drive you outta dodge bitch

Verse 2:
Drive right fast to stop da urge to cry
Halcome I never seem to get it right
Halcome I can’t fine no one nice
And you betta believe I’ve tried countless times
I need to rumm rumm to find the right guy
And I’ma run run his ass down if he aint right

Hook 2:
A deep deep contemplation
A yelling confrontation

Chorus:
Fuck you stupid hick
You’re fucking dumb
You’re a fucking prick
Fuck you and your love
Don’t amount to shit
You only speak in fists
You’re directionless
I’ma drive you outta dodge bitch

Bridge:
I feel like I just ran a motha fuckin red-light
My minds so hard at work and now I just ain’t thinking right
And I somehow turned onto a narrow one-way road
How’m I gon get out when I can’t turn dis bitch around

Chorus:
Fuck you stupid hick
You’re fucking dumb
You’re a fucking prick
Fuck you and your love
Don’t amount to shit
You only speak in fists
You’re directionless
I’ma drive you outta dodge bitch
Track Name: No Good
Verse 1:
I stare blue-eyed
I sit alone on my bed
And it feel so nice
To not live in your stress
And I’m so alright
Since I left you and your mess
Ain’t got no appetite
for being distressed

Hook:
Lemmy rewind to 5 years ago
And press play cause you know
I want that time back
Shouldn’t have let it go
But we know that I can’t
that really blows
I should kick your ass
But you ain’t worth it no

Chorus:
You’re no good

Verse 2:
I hide wanted
By all of your kind
I stay inside then
They don’t see me outside
And I am just fine
Living life out of site
That way they can’t disrupt me
Might as well be overnights

Hook:
Lemmy rewind to 5 years ago
And press play cause you know
I want that time back
Shouldn’t have let it go
But we know that I can’t
that really blows
I should kick your ass
But you ain’t worth it no

Chorus:
You’re no good

Bridge:
You’re an unclean man with a dirty fuckin’ soul
You’re such a fucking waste you’re such a fuckin’ ass hole

Chorus:
You’re no good
Track Name: Cindy's Girl
Verse 1:
Cindy’s girl she’s so beautiful
but she got stuck drivin down that road again
She depends on her motha-fuckin 9 to 5
just so she gets a break and doesn’t lose her head

Hook 1:
She tries to make sense
Of what she thinks is going on
She blocks out the fucking truth
Her red hair turns to blond

Chorus:
Cindy’s girl is okay
Cindy’s girl will learn to play
Cindy’s girl she’s no different than me
Cindy’s girl just try not to think

Under Chorus:
I know that he must hate me
He puts his hands up on me
I know that he must love me
So I’ll just wait for the good days
Maybe he was right when
He said I was out of line
Although hitting me wasn’t right
Perhaps I did him dirt this time

Verse 2:
Cindy’s girl hates herself more each day
Wonders if she’s on the right path at all in da game
But then her man goes and treats her nice
So she ignores all the bad and goes on about her way

Hook 2:
She hates herself more and more as time goes on
She pretends things can work without hitler gone

Chorus:
Cindy’s girl is okay
Cindy’s girl will learn to play
Cindy’s girl she’s no different than me
Cindy’s girl just try not to think

Under Chorus:
I know that he must hate me
He puts his hands up on me
I know that he must love me
So I’ll just wait for the good days
Maybe he was right when
He said I was out of line
Although hitting me wasn’t right
Perhaps I did him dirt this time

Bridge:
Cindy’s Girl just feels so stupid
And she knows everybody else sees it
Why can’t she just let go of him
She can’t understand
when he was once so loving loving

Chorus:
Cindy’s girl is okay
Cindy’s girl will learn to play
Cindy’s girl she’s no different than me
Cindy’s girl just try not to think

Under Chorus:
I know that he must hate me
He puts his hands up on me
I know that he must love me
So I’ll just wait for the good days
Maybe he was right when
He said I was out of line
Although hitting me wasn’t right
Perhaps I did him dirt this time
Track Name: I'll See You Later
I’ll see you later mm I’ll see you later
I’ll see you later oh I’ll see you later

Verse 1:
He died alone on his porch right by his dogs
Next to his car out in the country
I didn't love him but I certainly didn't hate him
I didn’t hold grudges from the past when I did

Oh

Chorus:
'Cause if there’s one fucked up thing a child has to do
It's to leave home for the last time and never return from school
I know we never got close and that I'm nothing like you
But I’m still sad that your life is through

Oh

Verse 2:
Cause he was human too
He lived a fucked up life
His father shot his mother
Then shot himself between the eyes
And then his slimy, greedy brother a-fucking ripped him off
His "A/B grades" quickly went to "flunk"

Chorus:
'Cause if there’s one fucked up thing a child has to do
It's to leave home for the last time and never return after school
I know we never got close and that I'm nothing like you
But I’m still sad that your life is through

Bridge:
Remember when I seen you as a ghost?
Will that happen again soon?

Oh

Chorus:
If there’s one fucked up thing a child has to do
It's to leave home for the last time and never return after school
I know we never got close and that I'm nothing like you
But I’m still sad that your life is through

Chorus:
Yo if there’s one fucked up thing a child has to do
It's to leave home for the last time and never return after school
I know we never got close and that I'm nothing like you
But I’m still sad that your life is through

Chorus:
Yo if there’s one fucked up thing a child has to do
It's to leave home for the last time and never return after school
I know we never got close and that I'm nothing like you
But I’m still sad that your life is through

I'll see you later
Track Name: Greg E. Free
Verse 1:
Greg E. Free was wanted
Poor Greg E. Free was misinterpreted
Took the wrong fucking exit
Ended up highway devastation
Now he lives hand to hand and mouth to mouth
Lives his life in hopes of being found

Chorus:
Greg E Free lost his way
Escorted life just to make his monthlys
I just feel so bad
Cause he doesn’t know it yet
I wanna to take his hand
And simply guide him

Verse 2:
Greg E Free was simply trying to make ends meat
Using his body as his money making hobby
Was so consuming he lost track of his goal ultimately
Although he never let go fully
Though he lost face obviously
Cause he got caught up in the dark ways
He became a dime a dozen, a dime piece shorty
Kept saying he’d quit shortly
But he kept it on and so desperately

Chorus:
Greg E Free lost his way
Escorted life just to make his monthlys
I just feel so bad
Cause he doesn’t know it yet
I wanna to take his hand
And simply guide him

Bridge:
There wasn’t a nightclub that he didn’t frequent
There wasn’t a guy that he wouldn’t sleep with
There wasn’t a porno that he didn’t act in
Forgot all his talent and ignored his passion
He let them all fuck him, stopped what he was doin
Collected rent money and lived so ignorantly
too busy to focus on his art and his music
He broke my heart when he died doing it

Chorus:
Greg E Free lost his way
Escorted life just to make his monthlys
I just feel so bad
Cause he doesn’t know it yet
I wanna to take his hand
And simply guide him
Track Name: Last Dirty Song
Verse 1:
It’s okay if you don’t dig my fuckin retro style
I’m cutting edge and likes to try new things out
I don’t give a rats ass if you like pussy
So long as your straight ass is gay for Bradley
I get the feeling you beat your meat to all my videos you see
All up on you tube like ouu Bradley Voorhees
But please don’t get none of your juice on me
It’s how I’ve remained HIV clean

Hook:
Dis track is hott
Dis song is fowl
When am I not
But I don’t doubt
You love me yes
You hate me no
Bradley is blessed
You betta know

Chorus:
Dis gon be my last dirty song
I’m getting too old
To wear dis motha fuckin thong
You gotta know
I like em tops but dig their holes
Jus give lil Bradley a place to go
Then I’ll be all set yo

Verse 2:
It’s okay if you don’t dig my brand new green hairstyle
Lemmy drop my drawers so you can check that hair out
I don’t give two shits if you sit there and pout
Keep it up for too long and I’ll shove my cock in your mouth
I get the feeling that you like sucking on these
I can see all the brush burn that you’ve got on your knees
If at any time you get too hard and overly horny
Don’t hesitate to come see Bradley










Bridge:
I want to plow you so bad
weather permitting
I have to play sad
Just to gain your sympathy
I wont be mad
If you to take advantage of me
No I’d be so glad
If we began sexing
Oh you animal you
I feel your love on my hip
Desire your touch on my dick
And if I don’t get it
I think I’m gon get sick
And you don’t want Bradley sick
You better believe this
It’s always hit and miss

Chorus:
Dis gon be my last dirty song
I’m getting too old
To wear dis motha fuckin thong
You gotta know
I like em tops but dig their holes
Jus give lil Bradley a place to go
Then I’ll be all set yo
Track Name: A Suicide Letter
Verse 1:
Mom I’m sorry I let you down
Maybe in the next life I’ll make you proud
I’m sorry daughter, daddy had to go
Was nothing you did just so you know
Hey Aunt Ruth I’m so sorry to tell you
There’s wasn’t a god damned thing unique about me
I have no value
Daughter I love you
And mommy I’ll miss you
All the years we had been through
Keep your head up and stay cool

Chorus:
No one should ever die alone
But there’s no way to avoid the inevitable
No one should ever have to cry
But we have free will first we live then we die

Verse 2:
See what I’m sayin
It was my decision
It wasn’t spontaneous
Took a lot of contemplation
I was a soul without a mission
Wish I could say I enjoyed livin
Got so sick of asking permission
To be myself to be loved be accepted

Chorus:
No one should ever die alone
But there’s no way to avoid the inevitable
No one should ever have to cry
But we have free will first we live then we die

I’ve snuck out tonight
While everyones sleeping tightly
Gonna jump off the railroad into the street below without a fight
Track Name: Gay City Councilman
Intro:
Suicide, City Councilman
Bless your hearts

Verse 1:
Yesterday got so very hard
You left the earth in the dust
Cause they bent the rules
Without breaking them
Now they’ll live on unpunished for it

Chorus:
And you aren’t here today
It’s sad to know you only left your legacy

Verse 2:
Maybe they’ll all wake up
So that your deaths wont be in vain
Perhaps the world will start to loosen up
loosen up enough to see the cruel injustice of their ways

Chorus:
And you aren’t here today
It’s sad to know you only left your legacy

Bridge
It’s sad when a gay city councilman
has to defend your name
It’s sad when a gay city councilman
has to speak of your deaths on tv
Yet its sill a debate in comments
all over the place
What a sad sad day

Chorus:
And you aren’t here today
It’s sad to know you only left your legacy
Track Name: My Heart Revokes
Verse 1:
How does it feel
knowing you gave up the one who actually loved you
Can I get a picture of you
Cause I love that look on your face
The one you made as I skipped away
Should have treated me better than the way you did man
Shoulda recognized that I am the bitch
You didn’t take me seriously
Now you’ll have to live comfortably
Knowing my love belongs to another guy

Chorus:
Don’t you come home
Cause Your home is gone
Don’t you call me
Cause your number’s up
Go whine to your mom
Go beat on your kid
Don’t care what you want
Cause my heart revokes shit

Verse 2:
Why’m I so real
Why can’t I just see things by face
Why do I always gotta probe for value
Can I get a snapshot of me
So that I can look back to see how silly I actually lived round dudes
I swear I aint got no time for fools
And aint no thrill in the chase
If you wanna play hide and seek I aint ever gonna try to find you
And I aint got no time to argue
So the subjects closed even if its too late
I know what I don’t want from you

Chorus:
Don’t you come home
Cause Your home is gone
Don’t you call me
Cause your number’s up
Go whine to your mom
Go beat on your kid
Don’t care what you want
Cause my heart revokes shit

Bridge:
I aint got no time
I aint got no time for this shit

Chorus:
Don’t you come home
Cause Your home is gone
Don’t you call me
Cause your number’s up
Go whine to your mom
Go beat on your kid
Don’t care what you want
Cause my heart revokes shit
Track Name: Never Spoken
Verse 1:
I already lost you one time
But I can’t seem to get it off my mind
And it’s like I’m losing you over and over again every night
I can’t get through this though I’ve tried

Chorus:
And there is no way I could ever fall asleep
Without thinking of you once that day at least
Always think I’m never gonna get back to living regularly
But then I remember that you’re watching over me

Verse 2:
Tell me please what should I do
I’d always turn to you
And you would always walk me through
But now you’re not here
And my sorrows over losing you too soon

Chorus:
And there is no way I could ever fall asleep
Without thinking of you once that day at least
Always think I’m never gonna get back to living regularly
But then I remember that you’re watching over me

Chorus:
And there is no way I could ever fall asleep
Without thinking of you once that day at least
Always think I’m never gonna get back to living regularly
But then I remember that you’re watching over me
Track Name: Spermtastic
It’s getting cold
Put your..
I need you tonight
I need you tonight
It’s getting cold I need you to warm me up tonight

Verse 1:
Drop your drawers for me
Show me that poker thang
Show off your undies
Take off your tighty whitey
Grab my hips I’ll go in you deep
rub your pretty lips right here up on my meat

Hook:
Suck me tongue me Sit right here up on me
You’ve got to show me that you really want me
It’s getting hot now you’re my new fantasy
I know you want it cause it’s something ya fancy

Chorus:
Lemmy shut off the clock
While your doin’ my cock
Just forget about time
While I’m makin’ you whine
Ou it’s getting hott now
Do you feel me throb now
Spermtastic

Verse 2:
Do a dance for me
Show me dat money maker
Lap dance for Bradley
I’m the cook and you’re the waiter
Help me beat my meat
Lets show it off lets cater
I’m diggin’ your physique
You got me sweaty like a trucker

Hook:
Suck me tongue me Sit right here up on me
You’ve got to show me that you really want me
It’s getting hot now you’re my new fantasy
I know you want it cause it’s something ya fancy

Chorus:
Lemmy shut off the clock
While your doin’ my cock
Just forget about time
While I’m makin you whine
Ou it’s getting hott now
Do you feel me throb now
Spermtastic
Track Name: The Human Species
Verse 1:
We live we evolve
We love and get involved
and we jump when we’re scared
And we get hard when we care

Hook:
We sweat when we’re hot
We lie when we’re caught
We’re thrilled while we fuck
And we bleed when we’re cut

Chorus:
And some fight and some yell
Even me when all we want is to get along with our neighbors
And some are born while others die
Why can’t we just find a way where we can all live forever

Verse 2:
We share we gossip
We blare our music
We dump on the bad
And ignore it when we are mad

Hook:
We fight when we’re drunk
Then we tire and lose our spunk
We have kids for the welfare
And we miss our moms not there

Chorus:
And some fight and some yell
Even me when all we want is to get along with our neighbors
And some are born while others die
Why can’t we just find a way where we can all live forever

Bridge:
We’re the highest on the food chain
So halcome we see so many miserable days
What are we complaining for
Does common sense not exist no more

Chorus:
And some fight and some yell
Even me when all we want is to get along with our neighbors
And some are born while others die
Why can’t we just find a way where we can all live forever
Track Name: V-Day Song (2010)
Verse 1:
I’m figuring if I can undo the damage I’ve caused
That you’ll forgive me and you’ll come back where u belong
I’ve hurt everyone I’ve done so much wrong I’m a fool
And I am to blame for everything and I don’t deserve u

Hook:
I mean why pursue all my love for u
Why even try if everything around me’s doomed

Chorus:
And I will never I wont give into this love I feel
And I will not no I cant make all my love unreal
And I am all disarrayed I am all dazed and confused
So promise me something that all of your love is real

Verse 2:
I’m trying to unbuild the way I feel and think
So I have mental power to love the life that I’ve made
I’m trying to forgive and forget all the things that made me change
All of those things they made me see life so negatively

Hook:
I mean why pursue all my love for u
Why even try if everything around me’s doomed

Chorus:
And I will never I wont give into this love I feel
And I will not no I cant make all my love unreal
And I am all disarrayed I am all dazed and confused
So promise me something that all of your love is real