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I Saw The Scraps: Scraps 8

by Bradley Voorhees

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1.
All That She Wants 04:26
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Intro: He seen that dreaded light Ou he seen that dreaded light Verse 1: There he was standing in his boxer-briefs The ones she bought for him He thanked the girl so graciously But oh so gayly Him doing chicks wasn’t his thing He liked doing dudes so much Liked kissing all the guys and using his tongue He’s gone gay on ya Chorus: All that he wants is a guy named Robbie He’s got a hard-on All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that she wants is a guy who is straight She’s gone insane now All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that he wants All that she wants All that he wants Verse 2: And if he’s not heterosexual please just don’t waste your time That tiny fem inside of him just can’t be altered And if you want some children he had better get it up How come he was just lurking in disguise He’s gone gay on ya Chorus: All that he wants is a guy named Robbie He’s got a hard-on All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that she wants is a guy who is straight She’s gone insane now All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that he wants All that she wants All that he wants Chorus: All that he wants is a guy named Robbie He’s got a hard-on All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that she wants is a guy who is straight She’s gone insane now All that she wants is a guy that ain’t gay All that he wants All that she wants All that he wants
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Don't Turn Around 03:20
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Intro: “I Will Survive” is a song by Gloria Estefan that every gay guy loves Why is there blood on my sheets Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Verse 1: Why do you hate me Is it because I’m ugly I just need to know the reason Maybe it’s ‘cause you’re not gay (gasp) Hook: I’m gonna be gay you go and be straight There’s nothing left here now but my heartache Rap: Boy you make me sick Now just fuckin’ leave! Chorus 1: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling that you will get fucked up Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice; a decision I’m telling you now I’m good at hiding guns Verse 2: I can’t take these guys all around me Making me hard (Making me hard) Boy will you ever turn gay for me Pretend my name is Barb (Yo, my name is Barb) Hook: I’m gonna be gay You go and be straight There’s nothing left here now but my heartache Rap: I will get hard boy just for you I’ll even let you in the room to do dudes Chorus 2: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling you’ll get fucked up Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice, your decision I’m telling you now I’m good at hiding guns Bridge: I cannot take you now Yo I hate this I think I should just bow out right now Rap: Peace to ya, man You ain’t the ill-bomb shit that I thought you was Damn, you a lunatic Yo give dude a hand I’ma show you my fist ‘Cause I’m not a gay guy who’s a fuckin’ little bitch Chorus 3: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling you’ll get fucked up (Just let me be) Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight (Just let me be) Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice, your decision (Just let me be) I’m telling you now (Just let me be) Chorus 3: Don’t turn around It’s a feeling you’ll get fucked up (Just let me be) Don’t turn around Or you’ll end up dying tonight (Just let me be) Just fucking leave I’m giving you a choice, your decision (Just let me be) I’m telling you now (Just let me be) Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-ut-oh Oh just let me be
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Fall in Love (Instrumental Midtro) 00:47
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I may not be the brightest crayon in the box, guys but, I'm almost certain "Instrumental" implies there are no lyrics' so I'm not really sure why you're still reading this.
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The Sign 02:52
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Intro: Shark! I’m winning this fight Verse 1: You’ve got another You barely talk to me anymore bitch I have discovered that you’re a fucking prick Stuck under pressure I need to consider me Ou ou ou ou ou You’re a fucking freak Chorus: I’ll get you next time You just wait and see I’ll take my time I’ve got a road-sign A road-sign that I call mine I’ll beat your face in You’ll get the sign The back of my sign Then I’ll hold your dumb ass up Just so I can hit you one last time Or would that make you die Verse 2: You’re such a bastard During all our fights I want’d to kick your ass But yo I didn’t and now I’m ashamed of me You’re such an asshole Why don’t you just go to hell Ou ou ou ou ou You make me fucking crazy Chorus: I’ll get you next time You just wait and see I’ll take my time I’ve got a road-sign A road-sign that I call mine I’ll beat your face in You’ll get the sign The back of my sign Then I’ll hold your dumb ass up Just so I can hit you one last time Or would that make you die Bridge: I’ve got a sign And I’ll beat your fucking ass I get all out of control around you I’ll fuck your ass right up I’ve got a road-sign Don’t say I didn’t warn your ass a thousand times You best get the fuck out tonight Dive right into the streets to avoid this fight I’ve got a sign I’ve got a road-sign You’ll get the sign I’ve got a sign I’ve got a road-sign You’ll get the sign I’ve got a sign I’ve got a road-sign You’ll get the sign Just turn right back around and you’ll get the sign
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Living in Danger 03:02
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Verse 1: Your rainbow-bright flags you’re waving up in the air And all of that is just fine though Just watch your back when you are all alone All of us gays are gayin’ out so proud Just be careful of all the bigots Chorus Sang: You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger Chorus Rapped: Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Verse 2: Heterosexuals are the enemy At least 8 out of 10 of them are Just try to keep your distance in the night ‘Cause some of them are always on the prowl And they don’t give a damn about you Chorus Sang: You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger You’ll get stitches at the hands of a hater Woe oh we be livin’ in danger Chorus Rapped: Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Life in itself is a beautiful thing It can bring so much good, but can also make you scream Try to live it, never quit it, don’t forget it, when you’re down Bridge [performed simultaneously with additional choruses]: Heterosexuals are the enemy And they don’t give a damn about you Try to get away from the straight guy But he’s getting closer Way too much closer Try to get away from the straight guy But he’s getting closer Way too much closer Oh I try to get away from the straight guy yo oh yeah oh oh oh Mmmm, mmmm, you’ll be living in danger Mmmm, mmmm, you’ll be living in danger
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My Heart Was Wrong 04:40
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Verse 1: I breathed my last breath for you today I’ve gotta live my life anyway It was strength I must have lacked But I rose up and took my heart back Hook 1: And you can’t control my life anymore I hope you find what you’re looking for I hope you’re treated better than you treated me Time to grow up finally Chorus: Goodbye, so long Don’t cry, it’s done Goodbye, so long My heart was wrong Verse 2: You chose lying, and you chose games So you’ll have to live with loss and pain I wont waste my time on revenge Cause you wont matter to me in the end Hook 2: I cried my last tear for you I had to tell myself the truth We were never meant to be And you and me could never become we Chorus: Goodbye, so long Don’t cry, it’s done Goodbye, so long My heart was wrong Chorus: Goodbye, so long Don’t cry, it’s done Goodbye, so long My heart was wrong
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Keep on Goin' (Scraps Version) 02:45
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Verse 1: Tiptoeing horrified, slowly I’m breathing so hard and, rhythmically I’m shaking deep down within me I’m giving in so much and, gracefully I’m making up for my ways Trying to fix all of my mistakes So I don’t end up alone and insane ‘Cause I need you to stay Yes I need you to stay Chorus: I’m gonna keep on goin Don’t mind the weight I’m pullin When you’re down I will notice It’ll make me keep on goin Verse 2: I’m crying when you’re not looking Keep all my fears inside I’m trying my best to keep us alive I sleep so good at night I’m giving my all just to keep you well and satisfied So I don’t lose you one night and become dead inside Chorus: I’m gonna keep on goin Don’t mind this weight I’m pullin When you are down I will notice It’ll make me keep on goin
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Whiny Friend (Lostro) 00:18
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What the fuck are you doing?! Press the fucking numbers! Yes they are! They’re the same thing! Hurry! Hurry!! 4-8-16. . . Oh my god what are the rest?!
9.
Solely a Tester 01:16
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You’re in my head for a reason How could I let you get away? How could I let you go? What was wrong with me? How could I say goodbye to that considering what you and I had? How could I let you get away? You were so smoldering with your love Don’t get me wrong ‘Cause I, I loved all that you did to me, what you did for me What you. . . And how could I let that go? How could I let you fly on by? Why didn’t I stop you so we could share a drink or two? I only seen you for 2 days But that was enough to drive me crazy What’s an in. . . DADDY: what’s up? DAUGHTER: I need your key.
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Gay Gay (Was to Become 'Gay Guys' 2nd Single) 03:28
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Verse: They thought I was nobody All because I’m gay But here I am on this stage Now who’s the one that’s lonely? Their words, they don’t affect me Look at the life I’m living At night I live the club life And by day I am a daddy Chorus: You don’t need to fucking cry Pay those little hick boys no mind ‘Cause you are a gay, gay guy And you live a gay, gay life And you’ve got that gay, gay pride And you just ain’t got the time If they don’t support the gay, gay kind
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Ou (MJ Song) 02:42
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I literally repeat variations of the same thing over and over again for this entire song “Ou” or “Oh” if you prefer. So get your nose out of the lyrics and just enjoy the track!
12.
Lover (Instrumental Outro) 01:04
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Really? Again, guys? How can you possibly be that stupid? You’re seriously looking at a lyric page where you know there shouldn’t be any written. I give up. Hope you enjoyed listening to the instrumental while you shamelessly looked for the lyrics to it.

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Obviously, I'm the biggest fan of Ace of Base ever, to release a parody album in their honor and all. Incidentally, I'm also a huge Brandy fan and LOST fan and Tom Goss fan too!

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released July 24, 2017

All tracks written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bradley Voorhees at Ed Harbst Studios, with exception. See below for exceptions:

Tracks 1, 2, 4, and 5 are parodies of tracks of the same name that appeared on two & a 1/2 1990s Ace of Base studio albums entitled "Happy Nation" and "The Sign" and "Happy Nation (US Version)." Since I am a US citizen, "The Sign" is the album my album cover emulates.

Track 3 emulates Brandy's 2012 song "Put it Down."

Track 6 song written by Jeannie, music performed by Bradley Voorhees. Appearing on her 2006 debut album "SUNFLOWERS."

Track 8 uses a sound effect from the former ABC sci-fi/drama LOST.

Track 11 are a bunch of adlibs I did for a singer/songwriter for a song of his.

Track 12 are the basic chords for the song "Lover" by Tom Goss.

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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