The New Testament

by Bradley Voorhees

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Every song on this CD is a part 2. Why? Because this album was released on the same day the following year as an album I released called "Goodbye JFK JR" This is a snapshot album on how much my life had changed since GJFKJR had been released a year before. All the instrumentals used on this album are the same instrumentals that were used on GJFKJR only in reverse :-)

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released May 15, 2011

All tracks written, recorded, mixed, and mastered @ Ed Harbst Studio by Bradley Voorhees.

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Track Name: Beautiful (Part II)
Verse 1:
Refusing to talk to me
I was nothing from the start
You see proof from you to me
You even sugared my car
I get no attention and respect
I never will cause I never had
You so sad about your life
But you don’t let me in to try

Chorus:
To help you out your rut
Shows I’m nothing to you at all
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you’re not beautiful
You’re not beautiful
You’re not beautiful

Verse 2:
Deleting and blocking me
Ain’t gonna help you plead your motha fuckin’ case
Your boyfriends gonna love what I’ve got to say
You’re never gonna fuckin’ escape
I don’t like your fucking disrespect
I don’t dig this tension and this stress

Chorus:
To help you out your rut
Shows I’m nothing to you at all
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you’re not beautiful
You’re not beautiful
You’re not beautiful

Bridge:
And now what the fuck you think you mean to me
You think you mean anything at all to me
I think you’re just a big fat meany
Ah na na na ne ne ah na na na ne ne
Fuckin’ bitch
Yeah what the fuck yo
And what the fuck is with this record anyway
Oh my god don’t go there
Fuckin’ itch
You’re just a putts
Fuck you and your mama too
Your fuckin’ mother fucker mother
Bitch

Chorus:
To help you out your rut
Shows I’m nothing to you at all
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you are not
Beautiful you’re not beautiful
You’re not beautiful
You’re not beautiful
Track Name: Buggin' Out on Him (Part II)
Verse 1:
He was a liar
I was always fuckin buggin out on him
He was a coward
I was always fuckin buggin out on him
He was so dumb
I was always fuckin buggin out on him
He dressed like a bum
I was always fuckin buggin out on him

Chorus:
Have you ever had someone in your life
That never seems to fuckin treat you right
All you seem to do is fuckin bicker and fight
Meanwhile you feel like you ain’t his type
You prolly right get the fuck out tonight
I’m warnin you tell that bitch to go fly a kite
Them is vengeful bitches and they full of spite
Them is rabid bitches and they fuckin’ bite

Verse 2:
He was a bitch
I was always fuckin buggin out on him
He was a leach
I was always fuckin buggin out on him
He was a bad dad
I was always fuckin buggin out on him
He was a bad boyfriend
I was always fuckin buggin out on him

Chorus:
Have you ever had someone in your life
That never seems to fuckin treat you right
All you seem to do is fuckin bicker and fight
Meanwhile you feel like you ain’t his type
You prolly right get the fuck out tonight
I’m warnin you tell that bitch to go fly a kite
Them is vengeful bitches and they full of spite
Them is rabid bitches and they fuckin’ bite
Track Name: Goodbye LoverSinski (Part II)
Verse 1:
You and me together
You and me forever
Not quite
Never again
Goodbye
Loversinski twice

Chorus:
Will I ever stop singing about you?
Doubtful though I really wish I could
I want to
I want to say goodbye more than twice
For the rest of my life

LoverSinski goodbye
Track Name: Happy Birfday (Part II)
Hook:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Happy Birfday
Happy Birfday
Happy Birfday

Chours 1:
Happy Birfday
You’re getting old
Happy Birfday
You’re getting old
Happy Birfday
You’re slowing down
Happy Birfday

Verse 1:
Yes, you’ve done turned another old age
And I’m placin my bet you still don’t get laid
Out with the thin ones in with the old
Someone who can match your balding scull
Yes I’ll never get sick of pointing out your flaws
I shut off the phone when I see that you’ve called
And when they say your name round me they get cut off
And I flipped this track to show ya I’m the boss
I always will be cause I always was
You was the bitch and I had the balls
I licked your clit and you sucked me off
You liked to hit and so that made me call
To the cops on your ass just to watch you fall
But I felt harassed of course after all
Cause I was the only one with all the love
But 1 year later you just another scrub

Hook:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Happy Birfday
Happy Birfday
Happy Birfday

Chours 2:
Happy Birfday
You’re getting old
Happy Birfday
You’re getting old
Happy Birfday
You’re slowing down
Happy Birfday
Oh so old
Happy Birfday
You’re slowing down down down down down

Verse 2:
We got some wheel chairs for your party this year
So you can ride with your dad er um I mean man
And have no fear for Bradley’s here
get the shit up up out of your ears
Oh my bad your so old that you can’t hear
How does it feel to be an ancient old queer
Pin the tail is now out the door
Pick your balls up up off the floor
Here we go no yo dosey do
Disco down at the old folks home

Hook:
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Happy Birfday
Happy Birfday
Happy Birfday

Chours 2:
Happy Birfday
You’re getting old
Happy Birfday
You’re getting old
Happy Birfday
You’re slowing down
Happy Birfday
Oh so old
Happy Birfday
You’re slowing down down down down down
Track Name: I Couldn't See (Part II)
Verse 1:
Something was wrong with you and I couldn’t see
Stayed with you for so long and prayed to god that you’d change
My friends all said they all knew that you were no good for me
But I was dumb so naïve far too stupid to believe

Chorus:
You fucked me up in the head
You ran in and out of my bed
Said you’d love me till the sweet bitter end
Everything you said was a lie my friend

Link:
If you ever fell down
I wouldn’t pick you up

Verse 2:
Something was wrong with me to stay with an asshole
Some people never change no matter how awful they are
All my friends they all knew that you wasn’t moldable
But I was dumb so naïve far too stupid to believe them

Chorus:
You fucked me up in the head
You ran in and out of my bed
Said you’d love me till the sweet bitter end
Everything you said was a lie my friend

Chorus:
You fucked me up in the head
You ran in and out of my bed
Said you’d love me till the sweet bitter end
Everything you said was a lie my friend

Bridge:
A lie

Link:
If you ever fell down
I wouldn’t pick you up

Chorus:
You fucked me up in the head
You ran in and out of my bed
Track Name: JoEy Life (Part II)
Verse 1:
Joey life was the worse thing for my life then
Joey life wasn’t at all fulfilling
Joey life I’m so proud to say goodbye to yesterday
Joey life was only good for tormenting me

Hook:
He was simply put a way to easily die
cause he sucked the blue out of the sky
Now it’s time that I close that chapter of my life
Cause he was emotionless he hardly ever cried

Chorus:
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life in
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life in
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life in
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life
Joey life
In joey life joey life joey joey joey life

Verse 2:
Joey life was hated but not regretted
Joey life was so fucking addictive
Joey life it’s so sad to say I stayed with him for so long
Joey life always knew somethin’ was off bout him

Hook 2:
He was simply put a migraine after a fistfight
He wasn’t shy to give his lovers a black eye
Now it’s time that I close this chapter of my life
He was emotionless he hardly ever even cried

Chorus:
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life in
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life in
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life in
Joey life joey life
That’s what it was like in joey life
Joey life
In joey life joey life joey joey joey life
Track Name: Messed (Part II)
Verse 1:
I tried ever so hard for four years to live up to your ideal boyfriend
And though I tried my best I knew that it would never happen
Cause you wanted someone who was exactly opposite of me
Someone who did drugs and who was scared of a guy’s femininity

Hook:
And I was down
I couldn’t see the light
And I would frown
Knowing you weren’t in sight

Chorus:
And now its all up to me
To patch up what you left here my sweet
You fucked me over
The only thing you did right
You messed me up that time

Verse 2:
I bent over backwards to please you but it didn’t matter in the end
I had to keep so many secrets hide the things I loved just to keep you here
Cause you wanted someone skinny and cracked out and who liked to take risks
You was dumb to believe so silly to think that I was gonna be him

Hook:
And I was down
I couldn’t see the light
And I would frown
Knowing you weren’t in sight

Chorus:
And now its all up to me
To patch up what you left here my sweet
You fucked me over
The only thing you did right
You messed me up that time
Track Name: My Life With You (Part II)
Verse 1:
you blew almost the time
But it was the good nights
That kept me from the late flights
It wasn’t a surprise
My life with you was always full of fights
Who was wrong and right

Hook 1:
My life with you sucked ass big time
My life with you shoulda been a crime
My life with you sucked ass big time
My life with you shoulda been a crime

Chorus:
Tough times at midnight
And rough days and fist fights
Headaches and nose bleeds
Mary jane and gay peeps
Lack of privacy and no intimacy
These were the things I lived with in my life my life with you

Verse 2:
Abusive both mentally and physically
You hit like a bitch boy with titties and the whole 9
Aint got no room for crack whores and washed-up has-beens
Aint got no time for liars and all your delusions

Hook 1:
My life with you sucked ass big time
My life with you shoulda been a crime

Bridge:
I wish I could
I wish I’d see
Your death this year
Please let it be
I wish I could
I wish I’d see
Your death this year
Please let it be

Chorus:
Tough times at midnight
And rough days and fist fights
Headaches and nose bleeds
Mary jane and gay peeps
Lack of privacy and no intimacy
These were the things I lived with in my life my life with you
Track Name: New Boyfriend (Part II)
Verse 1:
It was gonna be
You and me
Together for eternity
Yes it was supposed to be
You and me
Together night and day

Hook:
But it wasn’t gonna happen
You started life with a new
With a new boyfriend

Chorus:
Na na na na
Newboyfriend
Na na na na
New boyfriend

Verse 2:
It just had to be
Had to be my way
My way or the highway
And the happiness
Just wasn’t happening
Cause your happy days
Were spent away from me

Hook:
But it wasn’t gonna happen
You started life with a new
With a new boyfriend

Chorus:
Na na na na
Newboyfriend
Na na na na
New boyfriend
Track Name: Someone Who Gets Social Security (Part II)
Verse 1:
I feel up for a matter of 5 minutes before I’m down
I’ve tried so many many times to turn this misery back around
Zoloft Prozac abilify lithium and all my many doubts
That anything’s gonna pick me back up or work for me to help me out

Hook:
Cause of my
Restrictions
Addictions
Predictions
And prescriptions
Mental illnesses one right after another one

Chorus:
Sitting here
Standing here
Living here
Branded here
I’m broke
Outspoken
I’m flamed
And I’m old

Verse 2:
At quarter to 8 I’m ready to take on the world I’m oh so proud
And at 7:45 I’m ready to throw in the sweaty mother fuckin’ towel
Someone please tell me what this is all about
I think I should be someone who gets social security now

Hook:
Cause of my
Restrictions
Addictions
Predictions
And prescriptions
Mental illnesses one right after another one

Chorus:
Sitting here
Standing here
Living here
Branded here
I’m broke
Outspoken
I’m flamed
And I’m old

Bridge:
You were about as good for me
As a dog that stinks when he takes a leak
You were just as dumb as dumb can be
Look it says your name by idiocy
You were about as good to me
As a bride that flees from her own wedding
You were just as dumb as dumb can be
Look it says your name by idiocy
Track Name: TrailerTrash (Part II)
Verse 1:
Maybe if I was a hick I’d act like an ass
And secretly sucked dick but hide behind a mustache
And picked on gays to prove that I was really a man
Then no one would ever think to look in my closet

Chorus:
What did I do
To be treated like this

Verse 2:
Maybe if I was a bitch I’d get my way
Maybe if I whined all day
Maybe if I was unemployed and planned to stay that way
I’d be waited on and pampered all day

Chorus:
What did I do
To be treated like this
Track Name: You're Gonna Live Through the Drama (Part II)
Verse 1:
The quickest way into my pants
Anyone would tell you that
You has got to dig my flow
And if you don’t then boy you know
You got to get right on out
Ain’t no fight just take a bow
I don’t care your why’s and how’s
You ain’t welcome in my house

Chorus:
You and me and baby mama
You know you’re gonna live through the drama
I know that you really fuckin’ wanna
Get you and I back togetha

Verse 2:
The fastest way to piss me off
Is to criticize my fuckin’ song
Actin like you is someone
Is only gon get you cut up
Boy I wish I had your balls
Resting center of my palm
I’d grab them nuts pull & tug
Cause I don’t really give a fuck

Chorus:
You and me and baby mama
You know you’re gonna live through the drama
I know that you really fuckin’ wanna
Get you and I back togetha

Chorus:
You and me and baby mama
You know you’re gonna live through the drama
I know that you really fuckin wanna
Get you and I back togetha

Bridge:
It ain’t gonna
Ever happen
It ain’t gonna
Ever happen
It ain’t gonna
Ever happen
It ain’t gonna
Ever happen oh

Chorus:
You and me and baby mama
You know you’re gonna live through the drama
I know that you really fuckin’ wanna
Get you and I back togetha

Chorus:
You and me and baby mama
You know you’re gonna live through the drama
I know that you really fuckin’ wanna
Get you and I back togetha