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The New Testament

by Bradley Voorhees

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1.
Verse 1: Refusing to talk to me I was nothing from the start You see proof from you to me You even sugared my car I get no attention and respect I never will cause I never had You so sad about your life But you don’t let me in to try Chorus: To help you out your rut Shows I’m nothing to you at all Beautiful you are not Beautiful you are not Beautiful you are not Beautiful you’re not beautiful You’re not beautiful You’re not beautiful Verse 2: Deleting and blocking me Ain’t gonna help you plead your motha fuckin’ case Your boyfriends gonna love what I’ve got to say You’re never gonna fuckin’ escape I don’t like your fucking disrespect I don’t dig this tension and this stress Chorus: To help you out your rut Shows I’m nothing to you at all Beautiful you are not Beautiful you are not Beautiful you are not Beautiful you’re not beautiful You’re not beautiful You’re not beautiful Bridge: And now what the fuck you think you mean to me You think you mean anything at all to me I think you’re just a big fat meany Ah na na na ne ne ah na na na ne ne Fuckin’ bitch Yeah what the fuck yo And what the fuck is with this record anyway Oh my god don’t go there Fuckin’ itch You’re just a putts Fuck you and your mama too Your fuckin’ mother fucker mother Bitch Chorus: To help you out your rut Shows I’m nothing to you at all Beautiful you are not Beautiful you are not Beautiful you are not Beautiful you’re not beautiful You’re not beautiful You’re not beautiful
2.
Verse 1: He was a liar I was always fuckin buggin out on him He was a coward I was always fuckin buggin out on him He was so dumb I was always fuckin buggin out on him He dressed like a bum I was always fuckin buggin out on him Chorus: Have you ever had someone in your life That never seems to fuckin treat you right All you seem to do is fuckin bicker and fight Meanwhile you feel like you ain’t his type You prolly right get the fuck out tonight I’m warnin you tell that bitch to go fly a kite Them is vengeful bitches and they full of spite Them is rabid bitches and they fuckin’ bite Verse 2: He was a bitch I was always fuckin buggin out on him He was a leach I was always fuckin buggin out on him He was a bad dad I was always fuckin buggin out on him He was a bad boyfriend I was always fuckin buggin out on him Chorus: Have you ever had someone in your life That never seems to fuckin treat you right All you seem to do is fuckin bicker and fight Meanwhile you feel like you ain’t his type You prolly right get the fuck out tonight I’m warnin you tell that bitch to go fly a kite Them is vengeful bitches and they full of spite Them is rabid bitches and they fuckin’ bite
3.
Verse 1: You and me together You and me forever Not quite Never again Goodbye Loversinski twice Chorus: Will I ever stop singing about you? Doubtful though I really wish I could I want to I want to say goodbye more than twice For the rest of my life LoverSinski goodbye
4.
Hook: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Happy Birfday Happy Birfday Happy Birfday Chours 1: Happy Birfday You’re getting old Happy Birfday You’re getting old Happy Birfday You’re slowing down Happy Birfday Verse 1: Yes, you’ve done turned another old age And I’m placin my bet you still don’t get laid Out with the thin ones in with the old Someone who can match your balding scull Yes I’ll never get sick of pointing out your flaws I shut off the phone when I see that you’ve called And when they say your name round me they get cut off And I flipped this track to show ya I’m the boss I always will be cause I always was You was the bitch and I had the balls I licked your clit and you sucked me off You liked to hit and so that made me call To the cops on your ass just to watch you fall But I felt harassed of course after all Cause I was the only one with all the love But 1 year later you just another scrub Hook: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Happy Birfday Happy Birfday Happy Birfday Chours 2: Happy Birfday You’re getting old Happy Birfday You’re getting old Happy Birfday You’re slowing down Happy Birfday Oh so old Happy Birfday You’re slowing down down down down down Verse 2: We got some wheel chairs for your party this year So you can ride with your dad er um I mean man And have no fear for Bradley’s here get the shit up up out of your ears Oh my bad your so old that you can’t hear How does it feel to be an ancient old queer Pin the tail is now out the door Pick your balls up up off the floor Here we go no yo dosey do Disco down at the old folks home Hook: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Happy Birfday Happy Birfday Happy Birfday Chours 2: Happy Birfday You’re getting old Happy Birfday You’re getting old Happy Birfday You’re slowing down Happy Birfday Oh so old Happy Birfday You’re slowing down down down down down
5.
Verse 1: Something was wrong with you and I couldn’t see Stayed with you for so long and prayed to god that you’d change My friends all said they all knew that you were no good for me But I was dumb so naïve far too stupid to believe Chorus: You fucked me up in the head You ran in and out of my bed Said you’d love me till the sweet bitter end Everything you said was a lie my friend Link: If you ever fell down I wouldn’t pick you up Verse 2: Something was wrong with me to stay with an asshole Some people never change no matter how awful they are All my friends they all knew that you wasn’t moldable But I was dumb so naïve far too stupid to believe them Chorus: You fucked me up in the head You ran in and out of my bed Said you’d love me till the sweet bitter end Everything you said was a lie my friend Chorus: You fucked me up in the head You ran in and out of my bed Said you’d love me till the sweet bitter end Everything you said was a lie my friend Bridge: A lie Link: If you ever fell down I wouldn’t pick you up Chorus: You fucked me up in the head You ran in and out of my bed
6.
Verse 1: Joey life was the worse thing for my life then Joey life wasn’t at all fulfilling Joey life I’m so proud to say goodbye to yesterday Joey life was only good for tormenting me Hook: He was simply put a way to easily die cause he sucked the blue out of the sky Now it’s time that I close that chapter of my life Cause he was emotionless he hardly ever cried Chorus: Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life in Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life in Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life in Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life Joey life In joey life joey life joey joey joey life Verse 2: Joey life was hated but not regretted Joey life was so fucking addictive Joey life it’s so sad to say I stayed with him for so long Joey life always knew somethin’ was off bout him Hook 2: He was simply put a migraine after a fistfight He wasn’t shy to give his lovers a black eye Now it’s time that I close this chapter of my life He was emotionless he hardly ever even cried Chorus: Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life in Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life in Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life in Joey life joey life That’s what it was like in joey life Joey life In joey life joey life joey joey joey life
7.
Verse 1: I tried ever so hard for four years to live up to your ideal boyfriend And though I tried my best I knew that it would never happen Cause you wanted someone who was exactly opposite of me Someone who did drugs and who was scared of a guy’s femininity Hook: And I was down I couldn’t see the light And I would frown Knowing you weren’t in sight Chorus: And now its all up to me To patch up what you left here my sweet You fucked me over The only thing you did right You messed me up that time Verse 2: I bent over backwards to please you but it didn’t matter in the end I had to keep so many secrets hide the things I loved just to keep you here Cause you wanted someone skinny and cracked out and who liked to take risks You was dumb to believe so silly to think that I was gonna be him Hook: And I was down I couldn’t see the light And I would frown Knowing you weren’t in sight Chorus: And now its all up to me To patch up what you left here my sweet You fucked me over The only thing you did right You messed me up that time
8.
Verse 1: you blew almost the time But it was the good nights That kept me from the late flights It wasn’t a surprise My life with you was always full of fights Who was wrong and right Hook 1: My life with you sucked ass big time My life with you shoulda been a crime My life with you sucked ass big time My life with you shoulda been a crime Chorus: Tough times at midnight And rough days and fist fights Headaches and nose bleeds Mary jane and gay peeps Lack of privacy and no intimacy These were the things I lived with in my life my life with you Verse 2: Abusive both mentally and physically You hit like a bitch boy with titties and the whole 9 Aint got no room for crack whores and washed-up has-beens Aint got no time for liars and all your delusions Hook 1: My life with you sucked ass big time My life with you shoulda been a crime Bridge: I wish I could I wish I’d see Your death this year Please let it be I wish I could I wish I’d see Your death this year Please let it be Chorus: Tough times at midnight And rough days and fist fights Headaches and nose bleeds Mary jane and gay peeps Lack of privacy and no intimacy These were the things I lived with in my life my life with you
9.
Verse 1: It was gonna be You and me Together for eternity Yes it was supposed to be You and me Together night and day Hook: But it wasn’t gonna happen You started life with a new With a new boyfriend Chorus: Na na na na Newboyfriend Na na na na New boyfriend Verse 2: It just had to be Had to be my way My way or the highway And the happiness Just wasn’t happening Cause your happy days Were spent away from me Hook: But it wasn’t gonna happen You started life with a new With a new boyfriend Chorus: Na na na na Newboyfriend Na na na na New boyfriend
10.
Verse 1: I feel up for a matter of 5 minutes before I’m down I’ve tried so many many times to turn this misery back around Zoloft Prozac abilify lithium and all my many doubts That anything’s gonna pick me back up or work for me to help me out Hook: Cause of my Restrictions Addictions Predictions And prescriptions Mental illnesses one right after another one Chorus: Sitting here Standing here Living here Branded here I’m broke Outspoken I’m flamed And I’m old Verse 2: At quarter to 8 I’m ready to take on the world I’m oh so proud And at 7:45 I’m ready to throw in the sweaty mother fuckin’ towel Someone please tell me what this is all about I think I should be someone who gets social security now Hook: Cause of my Restrictions Addictions Predictions And prescriptions Mental illnesses one right after another one Chorus: Sitting here Standing here Living here Branded here I’m broke Outspoken I’m flamed And I’m old Bridge: You were about as good for me As a dog that stinks when he takes a leak You were just as dumb as dumb can be Look it says your name by idiocy You were about as good to me As a bride that flees from her own wedding You were just as dumb as dumb can be Look it says your name by idiocy
11.
Verse 1: Maybe if I was a hick I’d act like an ass And secretly sucked dick but hide behind a mustache And picked on gays to prove that I was really a man Then no one would ever think to look in my closet Chorus: What did I do To be treated like this Verse 2: Maybe if I was a bitch I’d get my way Maybe if I whined all day Maybe if I was unemployed and planned to stay that way I’d be waited on and pampered all day Chorus: What did I do To be treated like this
12.
Verse 1: The quickest way into my pants Anyone would tell you that You has got to dig my flow And if you don’t then boy you know You got to get right on out Ain’t no fight just take a bow I don’t care your why’s and how’s You ain’t welcome in my house Chorus: You and me and baby mama You know you’re gonna live through the drama I know that you really fuckin’ wanna Get you and I back togetha Verse 2: The fastest way to piss me off Is to criticize my fuckin’ song Actin like you is someone Is only gon get you cut up Boy I wish I had your balls Resting center of my palm I’d grab them nuts pull & tug Cause I don’t really give a fuck Chorus: You and me and baby mama You know you’re gonna live through the drama I know that you really fuckin’ wanna Get you and I back togetha Chorus: You and me and baby mama You know you’re gonna live through the drama I know that you really fuckin wanna Get you and I back togetha Bridge: It ain’t gonna Ever happen It ain’t gonna Ever happen It ain’t gonna Ever happen It ain’t gonna Ever happen oh Chorus: You and me and baby mama You know you’re gonna live through the drama I know that you really fuckin’ wanna Get you and I back togetha Chorus: You and me and baby mama You know you’re gonna live through the drama I know that you really fuckin’ wanna Get you and I back togetha

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This album is a unique one... So this could have been called "Goodybye JFK JR Part II" or even "RJ KFJ Eybdoog" lol. I released this album exactly 1 year after the release of my album "Goodbye JFK JR" which was my most brutal, frank, and mean album to date, and it was meant to be a followup to how I'd coped since the original breakup album's release. GJFKJR was an album I wrote and released rapidly in the matter of a weeks to months after the final breakup I had with an ex who I'd had several breakups with by that point.

So, what makes this album special is that all the instrumentals from the original album are played in reverse, and I'm singing new lyrics and have new vocal melodies for them to follow up how I'd been coping since the original album's release.

Was a pretty unique, and fun little project!

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released May 15, 2011

All tracks written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bradley Voorhees at Ed Harbst Studios.

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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