Bradley Voorhees, Feat. SAFYRE - MySpace Guy

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lyrics

Chorus:
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’m the MySpace Guy.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’ve got the hottest page ya know.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I am the MySpace Guy.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’m the hottest one you know.

Verse 1:
Bradley’s back with whole new shit.
Enjoy the flow, let loose and live.
All my friends step in the mix.
You ain’t lived ‘til you’ve seen this.
So grab a friend; add request them.
Boy. you know life’s happenin’
right here in this Dot Com Land.
Bradley’s page has lots to give.

Hook 1:
You know you can’t beat me,
I’m the best in the neighborhood.
You know you can’t take me,
I’m the best MC in all of Cyber Hood.

Verse Rap 1:
I ain’t bashful, I’ll punch you in the chest,
and if you’re not careful you’ll be laid to rest,
and if you’re a hot one your ass will get the best
and if you think I’m playin’ you should put me to the test.
God only put me here for me to cause you stress.
Walkin’ around, I’ll put your head up in a mess,
but not for my friends, no, they deserve the best.
So do yourself a favor, get your name up on my list.

Chorus:
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’m the MySpace Guy.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’ve got the hottest page ya know.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I am the MySpace Guy.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’m the hottest one you know.

Rap Link:
Add me. Pimp me. Jerk me. Lick me.
Fuck me. Suck me. Lemmy tell ya simply.
I say ‘yo’ and you say ‘what?’
I send request, and you send love.
I post pics, you comment them up.
You see my page, and you fall in love.
It’s like that y’all. It’s like that y’all.
Yeah-e-ah-ah-e-ah, it’s like that y’all.

Verse 2:
Bradley’s back with whole new shit.
Enjoy the show. Let loose. Feel this.
Close your eyes, and hear this mix.
Shut your lip. Don’t start no shit.
No drama. Just deal with it.
Compromise, and then give in.
Think way back, and then relive.
Think back to when you were 6.

Hook 2:
Check out my new page code, and listen to my flows.
Read all of my blogs, and leave the love where it goes.
Check out my new songs, and comment on them.
I’m a flirt when it comes to sin.

Verse Rap 2:
I ain’t Chris Crocker with a tiny limp wrist
or pretty Jeffree Star queeny, teeny-weenie wimp.
I might like dick, but that don’t mean I’ve got a clit.
So make me your favorite with a clickity-click-click,
and if you’re a mouth-off your throat may get slit.
“Oh my god, Bradley, I love your shit.”
Oh, will you shut the fuck up you pussy little bitch.
Listen to Chris Crocker fuckin’ fiendin’ for my dick.
Keep fuckin’ talkin’ and your ass’ll get whipped.
‘Bitch Please’ I ain’t got the time for your lisp.
To get with this faggot you must come equipped.
I’ve said it before, and now you’ll hear it again:

Sang Link:
He’s gonna start some drama. He’s gonna start some drama. He’s gonna start some drama with you.

Chorus:
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’m the MySpace Guy.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’ve got the hottest page ya know.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I am the MySpace Guy.
Oh Oh oh Oh oh Oh oh
I’m the hottest one you know.

Bridge:
Now I know you know how to laugh.
Yes I do.
And I know you know how to dance.
Damn right I do.
I know you can feel the beat.
Bet your ass I feel it.
Now stand right up and move them feet.
A’ight.

End:
Chris Crocker videos are so crazy.
He’s so dreamy with his southern slang.
Jeffree Star, he looks so tasty,
and his pink page is amazing.

But no one can amount
to the style that I bring.
Spittin’ and flowin’
and rappin’ as I sing.
Peace.

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from Incomplete, released May 22, 2007

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