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Little Ginger Man ("A Brad Moment" Parody)

from Missing Part of Me by Bradley Voorhees

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lyrics

Titus? Or tight ass?
LoL

What’s it gonna take to get a phone call?
Do I have to write a song and name it after him to get a phone call?
Well, is this here song that I wrote for you worth a phone call?
Is my undying homosexual love worth a phone call?

Ready?!?! Don’t Blink!!!

I’m having a Zack attack
And It feels like a heart attack
And I don’t know what holds him Back
When I just wanna hit the sack
But there’s only one thing I lack
And by now we all know that
So everyone make a pact
To have Zack Ward call Brad!!

I’ve always thought gingerly love would make some damn epic porn
And Zack Ward would be the king of it with his strong manly arms
Yeah, I know he’s not gay but I’m pretty sure that he likes alcohol
True, I know he has a girl, “Hey girl, I’ll hit the back, and you take the front!”

Ahuh Ahuh

I’m having a Zack attack
And It feels like a heart attack
And I don’t know what holds him Back
When I just wanna hit the sack
But there’s only one thing I lack
And by now we all know that
So everyone make a pact
To have Zack Ward call Brad!!

I’m a drop dead Diva, and they say you is a pleaza
Without you I am lost I got some dead wood
I’m like Freddy with no pennies and a ghost dog
I know it’s kinda sketchy livin’ in the void of no love

I’m having a Zack attack
And It feels like a heart attack
And I don’t know what holds him Back
When I just wanna hit the sack
But there’s only one thing I lack
And by now we all know that
So everyone make a pact
To have Zack Ward call Brad!!

I’m having a Zack attack
And It feels like a heart attack
And I don’t know what holds him Back
When I just wanna hit the sack
But there’s only one thing I lack
And by now we all know that
So everyone make a pact
To have Zack Ward call Brad!!

6-0-7
Call Brad
4-8-1
Call Brad
4-9-4-7
Call Brad

I’m having a Zack attack
And It feels like a heart attack
And I don’t know what holds him Back
When I just wanna hit the sack
But there’s only one thing I lack
And by now we all know that
So everyone make a pact
To have Zack Ward call Brad!!

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from Missing Part of Me, released March 5, 2015

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Bradley Voorhees East Syracuse, New York

Who doesn't enjoy an interesting indie artist? Am I good, am I bad? Who knows. Guess we'll all have to wait and see. Yes, "we" 'cause not even I know myself anymore. I think that really comes out in the tunes though. Who knows, perhaps it may be you who can help solve a mystery? Yeah, I like a lot of retro television :D But I'll be there for you, if you're there for me too! Ha ... more

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